From my school's website, in regards to my student record:

"General Student Record. Student Information effective from Third Summer 2006 to The End of Time."

lmfao, man, omfg

So I consulted my Tarot deck regarding my soul mate, and received near-exactly the answers I expected ( Read more... )

It's amazing (and I know it's been awhile since I last posted) what women will do, and go through, just to look fabulous. I have this awesome pair of dress shoes--dark brown mary janes with ankle straps--that I wore with my mathching brown-and-turquoise skirt and shirt and nude hose to my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary reception today. The ( Read more... )

Your 2005 Song Is
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My god, it's been a long time since I last posted!!!

Well, that first week of May was finals, and then I went on my "vacation" (i.e., pseudovacation). I just got back this morning at 2:30 am. Then I slept four hours from 5:15-9:15, got up, drove to work/school, did training at my new job for 3 hours, then went to class. I SAW DR. HALL TODAY!!! ( Read more... )

!!!!!!!!omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!!!!

!!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!! !!OMFG!!

!!!!O!!!! !!!!M!!!! !!!!F!!!! !!!!G!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST CAME FROM BARNES AND NOBLE, AND GUESS WHAT THE FUCK THEY HAD ON THE TABLE!!! A WHOLE FUCKING TABLE!!! DEVOTED TO DAN ( Read more... )

*searches*

Does anyone know where I put the Panic button?

It's bright red, round, about 3" in diameter...kind of sticks out from a base where you push it in...basically, it's large and button-shaped, only it has PANIC! written in bold black letters across the top ( Read more... )

I never really appreciate sound until I can no longer feel it. Not being able to feel sound is more physically painful than the most painful sounds in the world...sometimes I'd rather not be alive than not be able to feel sound. I think if I ever went deaf, I might kill myself...though not as quickly as I would if I went blind. I live vicariously ( Read more... )

*sings*

I've got a brand-new pair of rollerskates,
You've got a brand-new key...

No, wait--I have both the rollerskates and the key.

I HAVE ROLLER SKATES!!!

ROLLER SKATES!!!!

A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom ( Read more... )