Magical Butt Fairiespoindexter5221October 17 2005, 03:30:52 UTC
Ask the customer if she would rather that "the tooth fairy" gave her a cookie.
C: No!
Y: I thought not. This will be X amount; without the cookie...
C: I WANT THE COOKIE!!!
Y: Here's your cookie, Ma'am... shall we continue?
C...(munching on cookie)... I STILL want to speak to the manager...
Y: Sorry... the manager went home... it seems that the magical "Butt Fairies" decided that YOUR butt was NOT special. The Tooth Fairy disagrees, however... would you like another cookie?
Glad they changed the teacher discount thing though. People used to take advantage of that to no end (inluding me when my Banjo teacher was in the store buying irrelevant books).
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discounting my ex husband of course..... ;)
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C: No!
Y: I thought not. This will be X amount; without the cookie...
C: I WANT THE COOKIE!!!
Y: Here's your cookie, Ma'am... shall we continue?
C...(munching on cookie)... I STILL want to speak to the manager...
Y: Sorry... the manager went home... it seems that the magical "Butt Fairies" decided that YOUR butt was NOT special. The Tooth Fairy disagrees, however... would you like another cookie?
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Glad they changed the teacher discount thing though. People used to take advantage of that to no end (inluding me when my Banjo teacher was in the store buying irrelevant books).
Me: "Are these books being used for teaching?"
Customer (no eye contact): "Umm... yeah"
Right buddy, sure
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