I just read a reply on mock_the_stupid that astounded me. In the reply post, the poster used the term; "logger rhythms", rather than the term "logarithms" in regards to mathematical problems. I'd rather be subjected to mental images of charts, graphs, and mathematical terms, rather than mental images of lumberjacks playing drums ( Read more... )

These days, I am a "donations attendant" for Goodwill, and I offer anyone donating a "receipt" for the purpose of proof to the I.R.S. that the donor made a tax-deductible donation ( Read more... )

Okay, Everyone Who Is Not Me ( Read more... )

What we need is a new holiday. A world-wide “We Quit!” day. Anyone can invoke the words, “I quit!”, and, after giving no reason at all, hang up his/her smock/apron/uniform/cap/name-tag/other means of identification as an employee, and go home, without fear of losing his/her job ( Read more... )