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♍ » 05 [accidental audio message]

Jun 08, 2011 05:42

[Hello, Hogwarts. Are you enjoying a good night's sleep? Yes? That's good, because in a little bit, you are going to have one hell of a wake up call.

You see, Kanaya is working on a little pet project of her own: a magic powered white chainsaw with black blades. It is very much similar to a muggle chainsaw-- down to the sound and all those other ( Read more... )

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[Audio] magichairbrush June 8 2011, 05:50:47 UTC

[Rapunzel's voice is fairly awake, that sound freaked her out.]

What was that?!

vampauxiliatrix June 8 2011, 23:24:15 UTC

[Oh, what's this strange noise coming from her journal? Is someone making a message at this time of the night? Kanaya opens her journal and tries to see what the fuss is all about... and promptly lets her ink bottle topple over when she realizes she made an accidental audio message.

Here be ink blotches. Many ink blotches.]

Oh
Merlins Sizable Facial Hair I Am Terribly Sorry For What Happened
I Was Finishing A Project Of Mine And Did Not Realize It Would Emit Sound At Such A High Volume And The Charms I Used Seem To Have Activated The Audio Function On My Journal Accidentally Which In Turn Led To The Transmission Of That Same Sound Throughout The Journal Network

magichairbrush June 9 2011, 06:18:53 UTC

What kind of project makes that kind of noise? Is everything alright?

[voice] toothballs June 8 2011, 07:16:29 UTC

[sleepily...]

Huh, what? Where's the fire?

vampauxiliatrix June 8 2011, 23:35:45 UTC

[A few ink blotches go here! Kanaya is a little nervous.]

There Is No Combustion Happening At The Moment At Least None That I Am Aware Of
This Was Merely An Accidental Audio Transmission Which I Profusely Apologize For

toothballs June 9 2011, 06:07:11 UTC

Oh, that's good.

[Yawn~ and then she snaps awake a bit.]

No, wait, it was a metaphor! Where's the... loud thing?

voice alohac June 8 2011, 16:33:31 UTC

Jesus, did you decide to cut down a few trees in your spare time?

[ Yes you woke a particular boy up, since he decided to snooze on top of an open journal. ]

vampauxiliatrix June 8 2011, 23:47:34 UTC

Why Would I Be Outside Bisecting Perennial Woody Plants When There Is A Curfew To Be Respected And There Is No Plausible Reason For Said Bisecting To Occur In The First Place
Either Way
I Was Working On My Magic Powered Chainsaw But Somehow The Charms I Used Also Tinkered With My Journal Thus Leading To This Accidental Transmission
I Am Truly Sorry To Have Interrupted Your Sleep

alohac June 9 2011, 00:39:12 UTC

[ The handwriting is ultra messy, probably because he's still half-asleep. ]

( ... )

vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:47:55 UTC

Your Lack Of Physical Coordination Leads Me To Believe That You Are Not Completely Awake However

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someone isn't happy to have been woken. magicalmiracles June 8 2011, 23:33:40 UTC

shut.
THAT MOTHERFUCKING NOISE.
right the bleeding fuck off.
OR I WILL DO IT THE FUCK FOR YOU.

1/2 /vibrates with excitement *A* vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:00:50 UTC

[As soon as Kanaya notices another reply, she begins to write her apology:]

I Am Terribly Sorry For What Happened I Didnt Mean T

[But her text stops abruptly when those words sink in. A few drops of jade green ink fall on to the page.]

2/3 I lied vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:08:45 UTC

[She barely recognizes the voice as Gamzee's, probably because of the very unsettling way its tone fluctuates, or because of the very unpleasant shiver she feels crawling up her spine. Kanaya replays the audio message once, twice-- until she feels the little hairs at the back of her neck standing up and her entire body becoming tense.

Something is terribly, horribly wrong.]

3/3 and done. vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:12:12 UTC

[Slowly, she finally begins to write her reply. Keep it together, Kanaya, you are used to dealing with the bitchiest tempers in Hogwarts, you can totally do this.]

There Is No More Noise Being Transmitted At The Moment
I Have Already Terminated It

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[voice] fulltimebitch June 9 2011, 00:00:10 UTC

Oh my god, what the hell? Some of us are trying to sleep!

vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:24:33 UTC

[Oh hey, it's that girl who said she was going to fail her exams. Suddenly, Kanaya doesn't really regret having woken her.]

Im Terribly Sorry For The Accidental Transmission Of Sound At A High Volume
Did I Interrupt Your Thorough Planning Of Future Student Gatherings More Commonly Known As Parties

fulltimebitch June 9 2011, 05:45:37 UTC

You interrupted my sleep!

[Julie tunes out about half of what Kanaya said, but this time she got the gist, at least.]

You interrupted everybody's sleep. What's wrong with you?