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Jun 08, 2011 05:42

[Hello, Hogwarts. Are you enjoying a good night's sleep? Yes? That's good, because in a little bit, you are going to have one hell of a wake up call.

You see, Kanaya is working on a little pet project of her own: a magic powered white chainsaw with black blades. It is very much similar to a muggle chainsaw-- down to the sound and all those other ( Read more... )

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someone isn't happy to have been woken. magicalmiracles June 8 2011, 23:33:40 UTC

shut.
THAT MOTHERFUCKING NOISE.
right the bleeding fuck off.
OR I WILL DO IT THE FUCK FOR YOU.

1/2 /vibrates with excitement *A* vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:00:50 UTC

[As soon as Kanaya notices another reply, she begins to write her apology:]

I Am Terribly Sorry For What Happened I Didnt Mean T

[But her text stops abruptly when those words sink in. A few drops of jade green ink fall on to the page.]

2/3 I lied vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:08:45 UTC

[She barely recognizes the voice as Gamzee's, probably because of the very unsettling way its tone fluctuates, or because of the very unpleasant shiver she feels crawling up her spine. Kanaya replays the audio message once, twice-- until she feels the little hairs at the back of her neck standing up and her entire body becoming tense.

Something is terribly, horribly wrong.]

3/3 and done. vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:12:12 UTC

[Slowly, she finally begins to write her reply. Keep it together, Kanaya, you are used to dealing with the bitchiest tempers in Hogwarts, you can totally do this.]

There Is No More Noise Being Transmitted At The Moment
I Have Already Terminated It

XDDD I'm now making it game canon that purple voice = evil XD magicalmiracles June 9 2011, 00:22:55 UTC

[fuck text. he's angry and groggy and clearly not on his meds.]

good.
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO FUCKING HEAR.
absolute silence.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK POSSESSED YOU TO TURN THAT SHIT ON THIS FUCKING EARLY.
i've got half a fucking mind
TO COME BREAK THAT MOTHERFUCKING THING
before you decide to make
EVEN MORE BAD MOTHERFUCKING DECISIONS WITH IT.

SOB he is so amazingly creepy, I love it vampauxiliatrix June 9 2011, 00:36:52 UTC

[Okay so maybe she's not keeping it together all too well, or not as well as she would have desired; even at their most foul, Karkat and Vriska's tempers are not nearly as unsettling as this. She's alone in the common room and she's seriously thinking about going to her dorm and wake up Rose so they can discuss this-- she can't be the only one to find this very odd and extremely disturbing, can she?]

Dont Be Silly Gamzee You Are Not Allowed In The Ravenclaw Common Room Or Dormitories Or Anywhere Else That Is Ravenclaw Exclusive
Very Much Like I Would Not Be Allowed Into The Slytherin Dungeons

There Is No Need For Violence And I Assure You All My Decisions Will Be Thoroughly Thought Of And Very Logical

[filtered; unhackable but detectable] dyadiic June 9 2011, 00:44:35 UTC

are you an iidiiot.
hone2tly don't thiink rulebreakiing ii2 pertiinent riight now.
anyone can get iintwo ravenclaw dorm2 becau2e we ju2t had two be 2peciial 2nowflake2 and be the only dorm wiithout a 2et pa22word.
don't take your chance2.

[ONLY BEING A JERK BECAUSE HE CARES...]

[detectable you say] magicalmiracles June 9 2011, 00:50:29 UTC

[he can sense it, but he can't find it, and this bothers him. in fact, this angers him. here, sollux. have a fun little half-sung whispery growl.]

come out, come out and play~
I CAN SMELL YOUR MUDDY FUCKING BLOOD.

[ohoho] dyadiic June 9 2011, 00:52:31 UTC

[oh my fuck

here, have some ugly yellow writing slowly appear across the page.]

go to hell makara.

[let's be honest, we all saw this coming] magicalmiracles June 9 2011, 00:58:41 UTC

i knew it was you.
AND THAT UGLY YELLOW MOTHERFUCKING TEXT.
i bet your blood is just as motherfucking
Y E L L O W.
i think
AND I THINK
we should cut you open
JUST TO MOTHERFUCKING SEE.
take a motherfucking gander.

[huffhuff] dyadiic June 9 2011, 01:06:12 UTC

don't be retarded, my blood ii2 ju2t a2 briight red a2 anyone el2e'2, that would be 2tupiid.
iif gettiing woken up ii2 all iit take2 two 2et you off then you 2eriiou2ly need two check iintwo 2ome anger management cla22e2.
thii2 ii2 comiing from 2omeone who diidn't take theiir med2 thii2 morniing.

now quiit wiith the creepy diip2hiit facade.

[I am falling down all of these threadjacks] magicalmiracles June 9 2011, 01:11:32 UTC

i can smell it
THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING PAPER.
what makes you think i'm angry?
I'M REAL MOTHERFUCKING CHILL.
real motherfucking chill.

[I warned you bro] dyadiic June 9 2011, 01:18:33 UTC

my a22 your chiill.
though ii am begiinniing two 2ee a pattern here.
why don't you go back two 2leep or do 2omethiing that doe2n't make you look liike a huge a22hole, thii2 way we can both partake iin 2omethiing that'2 not a COMPLETE wa2te of tiime.

[you warned me about threadjacks?] magicalmiracles June 9 2011, 01:22:46 UTC

i have an idea.
IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING KEEPER.
i think i'll go on a little walk.
I THINK I'LL COME TO MOTHERFUCKING VISIT.
and we'll spend a real nice motherfucking night together.
JUST ME AND THE MOTHERFUCKING MUDBLOOD.
how's that sound.
REAL MOTHERFUCKING CHILL?
because that's what i think.

LJ what are you doing you've never posted blank comments BEFORE... alohac June 9 2011, 01:28:36 UTC

clown boy
shut the fuck up
and calm your tits

l-lol it's a MOTHERFUCKING miracle? magicalmiracles June 9 2011, 01:31:48 UTC

i don't recall anyone asking you, cool kid.
SO BACK THE MOTHERFUCK OFF.

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