♍ » 05 [accidental audio message]

[vampauxiliatrix]

[Hello, Hogwarts. Are you enjoying a good night's sleep? Yes? That's good, because in a little bit, you are going to have one hell of a wake up call.

You see, Kanaya is working on a little pet project of her own: a magic powered white chainsaw with black blades. It is very much similar to a muggle chainsaw-- down to the sound and all those other

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[dyadiic]

[welp ok he wasn't sleeping anyway.]

eheheheh.
aren't you a pureblood.

[vampauxiliatrix]

[Pfft, sleeping at night. That's for weaklings.]

As A Matter Of Fact I Am
But Why Would That Be Relevant And Related To What Has Just Happened

[dyadiic]

chaiin2aw2.
diidn't thiink your kiind knew of them.

[vampauxiliatrix]

Sollux I Do Not Appreciate Your Choice Of Words
My Kind Is The Same As Your Kind We Are Witches And Wizards Independently Of So Called Blood Purity And There Is No Need For Derogatory Terms That Would Lead To The Further Strengthening Of Already Existing Stereotypes
In Any Case
They Were Mentioned In One Of The Muggle Novels I Read Approximately Two Months Ago So I Decided To Investigate
I Suppose I Could Say That I Became Infatuated At First Sight

[iwillfollowhim]

Oh my.

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[vampauxiliatrix]

[Kanaya was going to reply with text, but she figures it's probably a good idea to reply with audio instead; what if Chrome was scared?

Her voice is somewhat soothing when she speaks up.]

I am very sorry for what happened. I did not intend to make this transmission, and I assure you that there is absolutely nothing to worry about.

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[iwillfollowhim]

[If Kanaya is replying with words then Chrome feels like she should too, even if she's not so good at them, and so very quiet.] ...you're okay then?

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[grimdarklight]

[ Awoken by the sound of a revving chainsaw, Rose made her way down to the common room. It had been obvious that Kanaya had developed an odd obsession with the muggle noise-making cutter device, so by now she had figured out just what it likely was.

Clearing her throat at the doorway, she waited for her roommate to finish responding to the journal-based disapproval and acknowledge her presence. ]

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[vampauxiliatrix]

[And Kanaya was indeed replying to far too many messages, biting her lower lip absent-mindedly. It is only when Rose clears her throat that the vampire notices her, glancing in her direction.]

I apologize... Did I interrupt your slumber, as well?

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[grimdarklight]

[ Rose leans casually against the doorway, giving Kanaya a little nod and wave upon acknowledgment - neither of which are clues as to how she feels about the late night interruption. ]

Not on my part; I was doing a little extra reading - though the sound certainly gave me quite a shock. I wouldn't be surprised if you did manage to wake half the school, though.

[dofaye]

Miss Maryam, the majority of the students are trying to sleep at this hour. Five points from Ravenclaw for unnecessary disruption of the peace.

[vampauxiliatrix]

[Goddamnit, her accidental voice post made Gamzee go psycho, and on top of that she loses 5 points? Tonight is not her night.]

I Understand
I Will Work On Restoring Those Same House Points And Earning Even More During This Next Week In That Case

Once Again I Apologize It Was Not My Intention To Broadcast This To The Entire Journal Network

[dofaye]

Thank you, it's important for students to realize when their actions are inappropriate.

On that note, is there any need for me to detain Mr. Makara?

[ohmygodshoez]

Holy shet, what the hell?

[inkblots]

Did you just kill somebody?

[vampauxiliatrix]

No I Did Not Attempt To Terminate Anyones Life Or Otherwise Harm Them In Any Shape Or Form
My Magic Chainsaw Will Not Be Used For Crimes Of Any Kind