At some point in my day on Sunday I jacked up my left knee, officially leaving myself with zero good knees. I've tried ice packs, stretching, and issuing formal apologies, but it will not love me in return. Left knee, I am deeply sorry for whatever I did. I love you, baby, don't be so cold to me.

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I bought one of those automatic Mint floor sweepers, because they are cute and shiny. It's a he, obviously. He's small and white, with blue lights. Due to his tendency to run into objects and get easily confused, I named him Sasha, after Sasha Semin.

You're welcome.

brb, busy forming all the feelings for this particular Blue Jacket.


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Actually, we weren't.  This is just me being up past my bedtime and listening to RuPaul on repeat.

I have two sincere phobias and one that I developed mostly because it seemed like everyone else had it and I guess I wanted to fit in.  I don't wanna trigger anyone else's, so it's snakes, stuff under your skin, and inexplicable doors. 
( Cut for potential triggers )

This post is subtitled:
If you don't know about this then congrats, you are one of the people I don't capslock at.
So anyway!  I have already told you about Danny Briere and Claude Giroux.  And by 'told you about' I mean 'CAPSLOCKED AT YOU INCOHERENTLY while giving away very little useful information about' Danny Briere and Claude Giroux.

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This is Daniel Briere: 

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Everyone READY?
OKAY. 
SO CLAUDE GIROUX PLAYS FOR THE FLYERS.  WE WILL TRY NOT TO HOLD THAT AGAINST HIM.

ONCE UPON A TIME HE WAS A BB SLAVE PLAYER FOR THEM.  HE WAS SORTA UNFORTUNATE LOOKING. BUT THEN

( Danny Briere happened! )

You and I end up in a police car together: Using only 4 words, what would you say to me?

Yesterday saw a lot of ties, so I went with past trends/people I'm sick of google image searching.  So we bid adieu to Ms. Theron and Mr. Mortensen, and hello to those who made the halfway mark.

Ladies

( Midway Point )