★ WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER?! ...YOU STUPID CUNT!

[valorously]

HOLY SHIT, GUYS.

P2 IS ON ENCORE.

P2!

churched KNOWS HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

I promise to be good and not spam twitter about it this time.

If Kiss Kiss Bang Bang wasn't already my favorite Christmas movie, this might be. 8D

Comments

[dumdumdumbutt]

I donno

but your journal title made me laugh

[valorously]

It is a direct quote from P2!

Further proof this was an amazing, Oscar-worthy film.

[windychimes]

What's P2?

[valorously]

A really bad movie where some chick snubs her building's security guard on Christmas and almost gets killed for it.

Basically it's your psycho killer meets stereotypical blonde idiot horror-thriller!

[churched]

Excellent! Has the movie decided that the plotline is just a drug-based hallucination by a homeless woman in a parking structure yet?

[valorously]

I am going to rewrite the script and send it to Summit Entertainment.

They probably won't notice my brilliant work, though. They're busy with ~*~Twilight~*~ :(

[churched]

I think Twilight should also be a drug based hallucination by a homeless woman in a parking structure. With less sparkling.

[valorously]

Do you think there will be any legal ramifications if we continually IRLspam Summit Entertainment with improved scripts?

[valorously]

You are giving me terrible, wonderful ideas.

A P2/P2 fusion.

Pun originally not intended.

[lceruleanl]

KISS KISS BANG BANG!!!!!!!

BTW - have you ever seen Heart and Soul? It's such a GOOD Robert Downey Jr. movie. Makes you laugh, cry and all the emotions in between. Plus it's cheesy and from the early 90's! You can't get better than that. If you want a peek, the whole movie is on Hulu.com right now =D

[valorously]

WHY IN PLUPERFECT HELL WOULD YOU PEE ON THE CORPSE?!

I've seen it! But I saw it in... sixth grade. I remember liking it a lot! And... wondering why we were watching it in the sixth grade. Lol, Catholic school education.

I should watch it again!

[lceruleanl]

I don't think I've loved Val Kilmer MORE in a movie. They were such a frikkin awesome duo XD

Wow, really? How... weird to have seen it in Catholic school. Do they explain it as some kind of purgatory or something? You should totally watch it. If not to just see Robert Downey Jr. super young, then acting like: 1) a perky 60-70's girl, 2) a wannabe gangsta dude that looks like he's from Grease, 3) a black mom who gives ppl attitude, and 4) a super anxious older man who loves history and opera. Those scenes were frikkin AWESOME.

I'm so glad he's acting again =)