★ WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER?! ...YOU STUPID CUNT!

[valorously]

HOLY SHIT, GUYS.

P2 IS ON ENCORE.

P2!

churched KNOWS HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

I promise to be good and not spam twitter about it this time.

If Kiss Kiss Bang Bang wasn't already my favorite Christmas movie, this might be. 8D