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★ WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS? WHY CAN'T WE SPEND CHRISTMAS TOGETHER?! ...YOU STUPID CUNT!

Oct 09, 2009 22:12

HOLY SHIT, GUYS.

P2 IS ON ENCORE.

P2!

churched KNOWS HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

I promise to be good and not spam twitter about it this time.

If Kiss Kiss Bang Bang wasn't already my favorite Christmas movie, this might be. 8D

this entry is pointless, i am serious film connoisseur, lolwhat

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churched October 10 2009, 10:06:27 UTC

Excellent! Has the movie decided that the plotline is just a drug-based hallucination by a homeless woman in a parking structure yet?

valorously October 11 2009, 03:43:57 UTC

I am going to rewrite the script and send it to Summit Entertainment.

They probably won't notice my brilliant work, though. They're busy with ~*~Twilight~*~ :(

churched October 11 2009, 06:48:05 UTC

I think Twilight should also be a drug based hallucination by a homeless woman in a parking structure. With less sparkling.

valorously October 11 2009, 06:55:04 UTC

Do you think there will be any legal ramifications if we continually IRLspam Summit Entertainment with improved scripts?

churched October 11 2009, 06:57:03 UTC

Stephenie Meyer might cry. But I'd take that as a compliment.

valorously October 11 2009, 06:59:21 UTC

That is almost a bonus!

A perk, if you will.

Where is my quill and parchment? I have correspondence to get to!

churched October 11 2009, 07:02:47 UTC

Don't forget to put on a robe and cravat and sit in a dimly lit room surrounded by many leather bound books!

valorously October 11 2009, 07:06:01 UTC

Hold but a moment! I must prepare the tobacco for my pipe!

Would you be a dear and hand-fold me an envelope?

churched October 11 2009, 07:08:06 UTC

That depends! Am I allowed to get off on hand-folding the envelope? It's what any good silent protagonist girl would do!

valorously October 11 2009, 07:12:38 UTC

You like folding my envelopes, don't you?

Only if I am allowed to watch from across the room like the perfect cravat wearing gentleman.

churched October 11 2009, 07:15:11 UTC

You'll have to pay me extra for that.

valorously October 11 2009, 07:18:05 UTC

Money? Homemade porn? Corn muffins?

Specifics!

churched October 11 2009, 07:18:49 UTC

Affection!

...and maybe a fishie or two.

valorously October 11 2009, 07:20:51 UTC

That can be arranged!

I'll just need a fishing pole!

And a car that is capable of hitching our boat to.

churched October 11 2009, 07:22:26 UTC

I was thinking we'd just turn our Summit scripts into a tug boat... with wheels, so it can be used as a makeshift go-kart. If the people on the street stare at us, it's only because they're jealous.

valorously October 11 2009, 07:25:37 UTC

If we write enough scripts, we can make two tugboats. Perfect for racing!

And cornering schools of fish on the open seas.

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