Furry Friends and Other Creepfests
I don't tend to stroll through the deeper wilds of fandom, so it's often at the fanmix community that I encounter the Weirder Element. I try to scroll on and pretend the ideas aren't permanently branded into my brain, but now and then a particular ship or subject of fannish devotion fills my stomach with such churning unease that I feel compelled to pause and boggle.
This happened yesterday with a Breaking Dawn-related mix somebody posted. I haven't read the book per se, but I read the recap, and the fact that someone could dedicate an affectionate, giddy little mix to this pairing...
Well, it turned my brain a little. So much so that I now present you with my own version of this mix, similar in spirit to the original, but with more appropriate musical choices.
A Breaking Dawn Fauxmix
So omg, I had to make a mix to express my love for Jacob/Renesme! Ok so i know I alwyas said I wanted Jacob/Edward but now that Stephenie has finished the last book (or maybe not!!!!) and they didnt get there happy ending i guess we'll have to read fic for that!!! haha
At first I thought it was wierd for Jacob to get togetherwith Bella's baby but now I think it is soooo perfect, she'll always know him and he is always there for her from the beginning of her life and you have to admit that's what we all want isn't it??? ;)
So heres my mix i hope you guys like it, plz comment, comments are luv!!!
Be My Baby: a Jacob/Reneesmee EP
1. Young Girl - Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
(bcs at first Jacob doesnt think he should love Reneeesme because she's a baby!)
2. You'll Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
i'm a part of you indefinitely
don't you know you can't escape me
ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
(but then he figures out there meant to be!! i know its a girl singing but its Jacob's thoughts)
3. Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond
I'd die for you girl, and all they can say is
He's not your kind
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Soon you'll need a man
4. Thank Heaven For Little Girls - Maurice Chevalier
Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!
(lucky for Jacob, Renesseme's gonna grow up fast, haha ;) )
5. Girls Grow Up Faster Than Boys - The Cookies
Girls grow up faster than boys do
So, baby, I'm old enough for you
Won't you take a look at me now
You'll be surprised at what you see now
6. You're Sixteen - Ringo Starr
Eyes that sparkle and shine
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine
You're my baby, you're my pet
We fell in love on the night we met
(she'll be like 16 but only really 5 or something before they can be together!!!!)
that's all, hope you guys like it! :D ;D :D
Whew, glad that's out of my system. Was like being possessed.
I hope no one was offended by my poking fun. I wasn't insulting the book series you love, just the CREEPTASTIC BABYSHIPPING.
This happened yesterday with a Breaking Dawn-related mix somebody posted. I haven't read the book per se, but I read the recap, and the fact that someone could dedicate an affectionate, giddy little mix to this pairing...
Well, it turned my brain a little. So much so that I now present you with my own version of this mix, similar in spirit to the original, but with more appropriate musical choices.
A Breaking Dawn Fauxmix
So omg, I had to make a mix to express my love for Jacob/Renesme! Ok so i know I alwyas said I wanted Jacob/Edward but now that Stephenie has finished the last book (or maybe not!!!!) and they didnt get there happy ending i guess we'll have to read fic for that!!! haha
At first I thought it was wierd for Jacob to get togetherwith Bella's baby but now I think it is soooo perfect, she'll always know him and he is always there for her from the beginning of her life and you have to admit that's what we all want isn't it??? ;)
So heres my mix i hope you guys like it, plz comment, comments are luv!!!
Be My Baby: a Jacob/Reneesmee EP
1. Young Girl - Gary Puckett and the Union Gap
Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
(bcs at first Jacob doesnt think he should love Reneeesme because she's a baby!)
2. You'll Always Be My Baby - Mariah Carey
i'm a part of you indefinitely
don't you know you can't escape me
ooh darling cause you'll always be my baby
(but then he figures out there meant to be!! i know its a girl singing but its Jacob's thoughts)
3. Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon - Neil Diamond
I'd die for you girl, and all they can say is
He's not your kind
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Please come take my hand
Girl, you'll be a woman soon
Soon you'll need a man
4. Thank Heaven For Little Girls - Maurice Chevalier
Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!
(lucky for Jacob, Renesseme's gonna grow up fast, haha ;) )
5. Girls Grow Up Faster Than Boys - The Cookies
Girls grow up faster than boys do
So, baby, I'm old enough for you
Won't you take a look at me now
You'll be surprised at what you see now
6. You're Sixteen - Ringo Starr
Eyes that sparkle and shine
You're sixteen, you're beautiful and you're mine
You're my baby, you're my pet
We fell in love on the night we met
(she'll be like 16 but only really 5 or something before they can be together!!!!)
that's all, hope you guys like it! :D ;D :D
Whew, glad that's out of my system. Was like being possessed.
I hope no one was offended by my poking fun. I wasn't insulting the book series you love, just the CREEPTASTIC BABYSHIPPING.