Furry Friends and Other Creepfests

[valancy_s]

I don't tend to stroll through the deeper wilds of fandom, so it's often at the fanmix community that I encounter the Weirder Element. I try to scroll on and pretend the ideas aren't permanently branded into my brain, but now and then a particular ship or subject of fannish devotion fills my stomach with such churning unease that I feel compelled

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[saralinda]

Urm...I have one word for you:

INAPPROPRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE *in Keith Preston voice*

[valancy_s]

Nice usage! Isn't it though.

My favorite part (as described in Cleo's recap) is when the 17-year-old werewolf boy gives the 3-month-old baby a promise ring for Christmas. Oh yeah, and by "favorite" I mean "most puke-inducing."

I miss Keith Preston.

[sophiaisabella]

Completely... "puke-inducing" just about covers it.

[bookwench31]

I love you so much right now.

[thepresidentrix]

I probably should not feel entitled to be so squicked by a book I have nothing at all like read, but everything I hear about it seems to set my teeth on edge!

You poor, hot teenage vampires and your hot, teenage vampire troubles.

This is hilarious, though! Did you make your own creepy wolf/baby manip or did that come free with the original mix? And are those your masterful and repeated misspellings of the baby's name (though it is hard to say that there is a correct way to spell... whatever), or are you simply preserving them for posterity?

[valancy_s]

I am ashamed proud to say the "cover art" and misspellings are all my own. The first is the result of me quickly cropping together the first two images that came up when I googled "wolf licks baby," and the latter is because I don't think anyone knows how to correctly(?) spell Renee + Esme.

If you need a rundown on what's going on here, it's that the werewolf who for two books has been pursuing the girl who's in love with the hot teenage vampire ends up "imprinting" (soul mates for life!) on the girl's newborn speed-growing human-vampire hybrid baby.

In other words: *headdesk*

[thepresidentrix]

See, now that is the kind of quick-thinking we need around here. Just *google* 'wolf licks baby'! I woulda never thought of that...

I also hear that the baby chews itself out of her undead womb. And that, my friends, is what we call an Abomination. I pity the fool what has to breastfeed such a creature. Better give it formula instead.

You don't have any fanmixes for that, do you?

[tinuviellen]

Oh, noes! This is hilarious and horrifying.

[breathingbooks]

Hee, I dare you to post it on a Twilight forum.

[valancy_s]

That would make for an interesting epitaph!