Valadil's Greatest Hits: Volume 1

[valadil]

So kalliejenn2 complained commented suggested that I don't post often enough. She said that my posts are usually entertaining and/or interesting. The reason they're interesting is because I try to post only when I have something interesting to say, as opposed to "my corn flakes were soggy again, fuck you milk." Being that works been decent and I haven't

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[valadil]

Throw ginsu knives? Can do!

[galathilion]

when did i stab you with a pen? it must have been awesome.

[valadil]

Not sure when or why, but it was pretty awesome. I bled like the stuck pig that I am.

[gilana]

Sold! Here, let me give you my credit card number...

[valadil]

Credit number, paypal password, human toe, it's all good.

[aweepingsong]

hahaha. nice. i knew it was a good idea to randomly read my friends posts at 4am.

[laurion]

Mmm. Cookieburger.