smallville fic: basic needs

May 10, 2010 21:56

I blame nonky  squarely for this. She wrote this teeny drabblet that obsessed me so I had to write sequel! porn. For your reference, and because this won't make sense otherwise the Souls Prisoner's. It's much better than mine and in fewer words.

Young reporter! Chloe has an endless fascination for the weird and helping people, but when she frees an ( Read more... )

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paraxdisepink May 12 2010, 02:23:51 UTC
You may have an obsession with guns. You mention them a lot tee hee!

Chloe just wants that. She thinks about his naked body all day long. You should just write her on some old school SV personality altering agent (more sex pollen perhaps?) and have her say filthy things to Davis that make sort of confused/freaked-out/amused.

Davis: *sitting down somewhere minding his own business* Oh hey, Chloe
Chloe: *straddles his lap* I want your cock, Davis.
Davis: *a little shocked* I take it you're not talking about a rooster.
Chloe: *wriggles a bit, gets a reaction* That cock, Davis. And it seems like it wants me too.
Davis: *uncomfortable* You know, the Roman's had a saying . . .
Chloe: *laughs* A hard cock hath no conscience? I know. I went to school. College even. *studies his face* Oh, I get it. You're not like that.
Davis: *nods reluctantly* What about Jimmy?
Chloe: *Laughs again* Please. Like I'd ever get off on that. He calls himself the Infuriater. What does that tell you? And don't give me any lines about how it's not the size of ( ... )

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vagrantdream May 14 2010, 01:26:58 UTC
Guns? Ooh I blame Puck. They're...like... this allegory for sexual attraction or badassness ( ... )

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paraxdisepink May 14 2010, 01:46:02 UTC
Puck is so fucking awesome haha

Clark might have a coronary, drama, or it might PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE INTO COMPLETE EVIL!

LOL! Davis wouldn't pay attention to Clark. He paid attention to Chloe instead. So Clark turned evil because he wanted Davis to be his new Lex. And Davis was like pssht. ahah

I am going to blame you for this when I have Chloe dunked in catnip and crawling over Davis and the dead truck driver. ;P

haha what??

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vagrantdream May 14 2010, 01:55:43 UTC
YES! the eternal love triangle. The only subtly, subtle difference, of course, is that Clark wanted Davis to shave his head.

There's the fact that yes, there's Chloe emotionally bonding with his cock and working herself into a sexual frenzy, but he's been there, done that, didn't turn out so well. Clark's chances? -9000

Skye wrote red k Clark hitting on Davis. It was SO CREEPY haha.

Okay, fine, it's not Catnip- it's a classified stimulator at star labs she thought was blue k. She knows all about the dead guy. She's been stalking Davis for weeks.

(Actually, she developed a split personality so I had to write two of her. In different universes! In one she's sexually agressive in the other she's been listening to love in the elevatuh... )

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paraxdisepink May 14 2010, 02:11:06 UTC
Skye wrote red k Clark hitting on Davis. It was SO CREEPY haha.

WHERE??!

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vagrantdream May 14 2010, 02:28:53 UTC
http://skye718.livejournal.com/47327.html#cutid1

There. Chloe is totes Davis's sexual therapist.

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paraxdisepink May 14 2010, 03:21:42 UTC
Aww Davis wouldn't be scared. He doesn't care enough about Clark to have much of a reaction to him.

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vagrantdream May 14 2010, 03:27:58 UTC
But it does start a trend...

I like that version red!k Clark though. He's funny. And horrid. And he's hit on his own truck (if he convinced himself it was Lex.)

I might do something With Clark making himself look silly. Davis would have the memories to snorfle at forever, and Chloe might get one runaway, half amused observation from him about it.
HOMEBOY can totes handle himself.

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trains_lolipops August 24 2010, 09:33:39 UTC
oh my god, so good! ROFL!!! This is great, amazing innovation! Love her Plan B! Would so do that if I was in her shoes (although the heels would be awkward, at least for most males I'm in that category):
Problem:
Horny as hell and having trouble getting a shy broody Davis on board
Solution:
Blow him.

Genius. What's a bet this is what pretty much happened in season 4's 'DEVOTED' after the scene faded out and Clark was left with a very persuasive and persistent Chloe under influence with nothing but his jersey on bouncing in the man of steel's lap, feeling up steel of a different sort... And the next scene when Martha's like "I did the washing but I couldn't find your football jersey" *Clark looks uncomfortable for a moment and bites his lip, saying nothing*

Great stuff

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