I blame
nonky squarely for this. She wrote this teeny drabblet that obsessed me so I had to write sequel! porn. For your reference, and because this won't make sense otherwise
the Souls Prisoner's. It's much better than mine and in fewer words.
Young reporter! Chloe has an endless fascination for the weird and helping people, but when she frees an
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Chloe just wants that. She thinks about his naked body all day long. You should just write her on some old school SV personality altering agent (more sex pollen perhaps?) and have her say filthy things to Davis that make sort of confused/freaked-out/amused.
Davis: *sitting down somewhere minding his own business* Oh hey, Chloe
Chloe: *straddles his lap* I want your cock, Davis.
Davis: *a little shocked* I take it you're not talking about a rooster.
Chloe: *wriggles a bit, gets a reaction* That cock, Davis. And it seems like it wants me too.
Davis: *uncomfortable* You know, the Roman's had a saying . . .
Chloe: *laughs* A hard cock hath no conscience? I know. I went to school. College even. *studies his face* Oh, I get it. You're not like that.
Davis: *nods reluctantly* What about Jimmy?
Chloe: *Laughs again* Please. Like I'd ever get off on that. He calls himself the Infuriater. What does that tell you? And don't give me any lines about how it's not the size of the ship. The motion of the ocean isn't too fabulous either.
Davis: *can't help but snicker, but stops when she wriggles some more* Come on, Chloe. You're drunk or something. *touches her hand* and your pulse is racing. Maybe we should get you some help.
Chloe: *annoyed* I want to fuck you like's there' s no tomorrow and I need help? Why? What are you? A serial killer or something?
Davis: *swallows hard* Chloe . . .
Chloe: *slides down to the ground and unbuttons his pants*
Davis: *really uncomfortable* Chloe, you know you're all flushed?
Chloe: *more annoyed* Should I have brought duct tape? You keep talking. I know you must have intimacy issues, but . . . *starts to touch him, until he goes very very still* I'm going to suck you off now, Davis. Breathe slow and work through your fears. *lowers her head in his lap*
Davis: O_O
(a little while later)
Davis: Chloe? Chloe?
Chloe: *dizzy. Passes out*
Davis: *Rushes her to hospital. Clark sees him there with his pants unbuttoned. Drama ensues*
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She does. She really really does. Clark is like mumble mumble arson mumble lex mumble Chloe listen to MEEEE.
And she's like naked Davis oh! string!naked Davis ISIS password naked Davis naked Davis oh goddammit don't let him find the stalker cam in his bathrooom no! naked...
Oh hee. Your sex pollen Chloe is the best. She's been watching too much Spartacus to go with her Davis mental-ogling sessions. That cock! it wants me with the power of a thousand roman shield! it is the destroyer of a thousand shields! WHERE'S MY TROJAN!
This is just precious. Her conversation about his cock is TEH LOLS and SHE WENT TO COLLEGE! EVEN!
Oh the infuriater and the motion of the sea. It's not good. And then the oil tank dribbles....
I called the acute sexual exhaustion. it's even more subtle than naked bitten Chloe in bedsheets! And Davis in no shirt. Clark might have a coronary, drama, or it might PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE INTO COMPLETE EVIL!
And I am going to blame you for this when I have Chloe dunked in catnip and crawling over Davis and the dead truck driver. ;P
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Clark might have a coronary, drama, or it might PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE INTO COMPLETE EVIL!
LOL! Davis wouldn't pay attention to Clark. He paid attention to Chloe instead. So Clark turned evil because he wanted Davis to be his new Lex. And Davis was like pssht. ahah
I am going to blame you for this when I have Chloe dunked in catnip and crawling over Davis and the dead truck driver. ;P
haha what??
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There's the fact that yes, there's Chloe emotionally bonding with his cock and working herself into a sexual frenzy, but he's been there, done that, didn't turn out so well. Clark's chances? -9000
Skye wrote red k Clark hitting on Davis. It was SO CREEPY haha.
Okay, fine, it's not Catnip- it's a classified stimulator at star labs she thought was blue k. She knows all about the dead guy. She's been stalking Davis for weeks.
(Actually, she developed a split personality so I had to write two of her. In different universes! In one she's sexually agressive in the other she's been listening to love in the elevatuh... )
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WHERE??!
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There. Chloe is totes Davis's sexual therapist.
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I like that version red!k Clark though. He's funny. And horrid. And he's hit on his own truck (if he convinced himself it was Lex.)
I might do something With Clark making himself look silly. Davis would have the memories to snorfle at forever, and Chloe might get one runaway, half amused observation from him about it.
HOMEBOY can totes handle himself.
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Problem:
Horny as hell and having trouble getting a shy broody Davis on board
Solution:
Blow him.
Genius. What's a bet this is what pretty much happened in season 4's 'DEVOTED' after the scene faded out and Clark was left with a very persuasive and persistent Chloe under influence with nothing but his jersey on bouncing in the man of steel's lap, feeling up steel of a different sort... And the next scene when Martha's like "I did the washing but I couldn't find your football jersey" *Clark looks uncomfortable for a moment and bites his lip, saying nothing*
Great stuff
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