smallville fic: basic needs
I blame nonky squarely for this. She wrote this teeny drabblet that obsessed me so I had to write sequel! porn. For your reference, and because this won't make sense otherwise the Souls Prisoner's. It's much better than mine and in fewer words.
Young reporter! Chloe has an endless fascination for the weird and helping people, but when she frees an ( Read more... )
Young reporter! Chloe has an endless fascination for the weird and helping people, but when she frees an ( Read more... )
She does. She really really does. Clark is like mumble mumble arson mumble lex mumble Chloe listen to MEEEE.
And she's like naked Davis oh! string!naked Davis ISIS password naked Davis naked Davis oh goddammit don't let him find the stalker cam in his bathrooom no! naked...
Oh hee. Your sex pollen Chloe is the best. She's been watching too much Spartacus to go with her Davis mental-ogling sessions. That cock! it wants me with the power of a thousand roman shield! it is the destroyer of a thousand shields! WHERE'S MY TROJAN!
This is just precious. Her conversation about his cock is TEH LOLS and SHE WENT TO COLLEGE! EVEN!
Oh the infuriater and the motion of the sea. It's not good. And then the oil tank dribbles....
I called the acute sexual exhaustion. it's even more subtle than naked bitten Chloe in bedsheets! And Davis in no shirt. Clark might have a coronary, drama, or it might PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE INTO COMPLETE EVIL!
And I am going to blame you for this when I have Chloe dunked in catnip and crawling over Davis and the dead truck driver. ;P
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Clark might have a coronary, drama, or it might PUSH HIM OVER THE EDGE INTO COMPLETE EVIL!
LOL! Davis wouldn't pay attention to Clark. He paid attention to Chloe instead. So Clark turned evil because he wanted Davis to be his new Lex. And Davis was like pssht. ahah
I am going to blame you for this when I have Chloe dunked in catnip and crawling over Davis and the dead truck driver. ;P
haha what??
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There's the fact that yes, there's Chloe emotionally bonding with his cock and working herself into a sexual frenzy, but he's been there, done that, didn't turn out so well. Clark's chances? -9000
Skye wrote red k Clark hitting on Davis. It was SO CREEPY haha.
Okay, fine, it's not Catnip- it's a classified stimulator at star labs she thought was blue k. She knows all about the dead guy. She's been stalking Davis for weeks.
(Actually, she developed a split personality so I had to write two of her. In different universes! In one she's sexually agressive in the other she's been listening to love in the elevatuh... )
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WHERE??!
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There. Chloe is totes Davis's sexual therapist.
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I like that version red!k Clark though. He's funny. And horrid. And he's hit on his own truck (if he convinced himself it was Lex.)
I might do something With Clark making himself look silly. Davis would have the memories to snorfle at forever, and Chloe might get one runaway, half amused observation from him about it.
HOMEBOY can totes handle himself.
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