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From: ScrubMonkey772
Date: 58168.07
Subject: Proof.
Okay. I know for a fact that Lt. Lucas Gabriel Spiegel is the most skilled, smoothest ladies' man that has ever lived in recent times.
Just trust me. I know.
From: DamageControl1011
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Proof.
He made you switch teams, AJ?
From: ScrubMonkey772 ( Read more... )
Date: 58168.07
Subject: Proof.
Okay. I know for a fact that Lt. Lucas Gabriel Spiegel is the most skilled, smoothest ladies' man that has ever lived in recent times.
Just trust me. I know.
From: DamageControl1011
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Proof.
He made you switch teams, AJ?
From: ScrubMonkey772 ( Read more... )
Comments 12
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel! (was: re: Spiegel's the M
What the hell are all of you talking about? The Lieutenant Commander and I were collaborating on a new crowd control device that night he left my quarters. AND I don't know what party I allegedly "cockblocked" him at, but I certainly don't remember doing any such thing.
ps. Anyone know where this weird ass man with the Cockney accent came from? He ruined my lunch yesterday, but Diz seems to think he's a riot.
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: re: Spiegel!
No clue who you're talking about.
Come on, don't deny it. I saw it for myself. Shan was awkwardly trying to get it on with that hot mom from your department and you came along and said a few things and then whisked her away.
We're all friends, we don't need to be modest here.
Maybe Sadik knows who the new guy is?
From: Sadik492
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: re: re: Spiegel!
There can only be one individual to whom Mr. Spiegel is referring as "Cockney" refers to one of many dialects originating from London, on Earth.
Someone from London has recently come aboard, by way of Utopia Planetia. That would be Lt. Eustace Houghton, a communications officer who has come aboard to assist with the testing and installation of the new communications software.
It would appear that my records are incomplete. If anyone would provide me with Mr. Houghton's middle name, I will see that the records are updated.
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel!
Please don't call me Eustace, only me Mum does that. It sounds too much like Useless, especially with any flavor of London accent applied. That was what the rest of me family called me growing up.
Spiegel: I didn't mean to cause offense, Diziara spoke highly of you when she and I shared alcohol and commiserated over Rav in her quarters the other night. She seemed dumb founded that I knew him, and didn't think ill of him like she does. I must say that his shooting her in the back does explain her ill will towards him, and she was especially upset when I suggested that while not right, it was likely the most efficient manner in which to resolve the issue. You and I need to sit down over a pint and discuss our differences of opinion regarding Led Zeppelin. I will attempt to be more civilized about it this time, even if they are bloody thieving bastards. I will give you a chance to argue your perspective this time. I've gotten half way through your book with my notes, and ( ... )
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel!
You are capable of communicating in English?
From: LucilleLicker11235
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel!
What is your bloody problem, mate? I have spoken naught but the Queen's since you met me.
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: Seeking Assistance from Casanova!
Whoa, so instead of picking on The Dork, I should be asking him for help?
I'm sorry, Dork, for the gnarly diss I threw at you on the dance floor at the party. Help me win fair Shelly's heart!
Is this when I make an offering of alcohol to seal the deal?
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Seeking Assistance from Casanova!
That's right, my friend.
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
I know we can't all be Mr. Spiegel, we just aren't genetically gifted like he is, but I'm sure he has something to teach all of us.
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Seeking Assistance from Casanova!
If you insist on offering me free alcohol, I will be obliged to subject you to my bad advice, but for fuck's sake, I only recently convinced one of the most important women in my life to start talking to me again, after my doing something really fucking stupid to hurt her. Do you really want my advice? Really?
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: Spiegel's advice (was re: Seeking assistance from Casanova!)
Yeah, but most of us wouldn't get that second chance.
And you DID!
Think on it!
Now, let's see...
Show of hands please? Who wants to sleep with Shan? Geez, this could be a game show. Anyone?
What about the rest of his department? Those losers, gotta love em? They've been getting their share of action, too, lately... so maybe Spiegel had something to do with it.
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