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From: ScrubMonkey772
Date: 58168.07
Subject: Proof.
Okay. I know for a fact that Lt. Lucas Gabriel Spiegel is the most skilled, smoothest ladies' man that has ever lived in recent times.
Just trust me. I know.
From: DamageControl1011
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Proof.
He made you switch teams, AJ?
From: ScrubMonkey772 ( Read more... )
Date: 58168.07
Subject: Proof.
Okay. I know for a fact that Lt. Lucas Gabriel Spiegel is the most skilled, smoothest ladies' man that has ever lived in recent times.
Just trust me. I know.
From: DamageControl1011
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Proof.
He made you switch teams, AJ?
From: ScrubMonkey772 ( Read more... )
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel! (was: re: Spiegel's the M
What the hell are all of you talking about? The Lieutenant Commander and I were collaborating on a new crowd control device that night he left my quarters. AND I don't know what party I allegedly "cockblocked" him at, but I certainly don't remember doing any such thing.
ps. Anyone know where this weird ass man with the Cockney accent came from? He ruined my lunch yesterday, but Diz seems to think he's a riot.
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: re: Spiegel!
No clue who you're talking about.
Come on, don't deny it. I saw it for myself. Shan was awkwardly trying to get it on with that hot mom from your department and you came along and said a few things and then whisked her away.
We're all friends, we don't need to be modest here.
Maybe Sadik knows who the new guy is?
From: Sadik492
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: re: re: Spiegel!
There can only be one individual to whom Mr. Spiegel is referring as "Cockney" refers to one of many dialects originating from London, on Earth.
Someone from London has recently come aboard, by way of Utopia Planetia. That would be Lt. Eustace Houghton, a communications officer who has come aboard to assist with the testing and installation of the new communications software.
It would appear that my records are incomplete. If anyone would provide me with Mr. Houghton's middle name, I will see that the records are updated.
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel!
Please don't call me Eustace, only me Mum does that. It sounds too much like Useless, especially with any flavor of London accent applied. That was what the rest of me family called me growing up.
Spiegel: I didn't mean to cause offense, Diziara spoke highly of you when she and I shared alcohol and commiserated over Rav in her quarters the other night. She seemed dumb founded that I knew him, and didn't think ill of him like she does. I must say that his shooting her in the back does explain her ill will towards him, and she was especially upset when I suggested that while not right, it was likely the most efficient manner in which to resolve the issue. You and I need to sit down over a pint and discuss our differences of opinion regarding Led Zeppelin. I will attempt to be more civilized about it this time, even if they are bloody thieving bastards. I will give you a chance to argue your perspective this time. I've gotten half way through your book with my notes, and ( ... )
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Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel!
You are capable of communicating in English?
From: LucilleLicker11235
Date: 58168.07
Subject: re: Spiegel!
What is your bloody problem, mate? I have spoken naught but the Queen's since you met me.
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Date: 58168.08
Subject: Cocky Cockney
Don't pay any mind to Spiegel, I've worked carefully for years to cultivate his surliness for my amusement. It's half the fun of New Yorkers, the black cloud within their lives' pesky silver linings. All that said, I don't understand your hostility towards Led Zeppelin.
Honestly, even I was half expecting the Cockney accent to come through in text when you started posting on the BBS.
From: SpaceCowboy2071
Date: 58168.08
Subject: re: Cocky Cockney
Remind me again why I put up with you?
From: DeathKitten4268
Date: 58168.08
Subject: re: Cocky Cockney
Because if I wasn't picking on you, you'd get homesick.
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