[A small, slightly stocky child in a dress sits against a wall in one of the hallways. It's clear she doesn't know she's being recorded. Soft, pitiful sniffles can be heard. If her damp face is any indication, she's been crying for a while ( Read more... )

( Private to Kurt )

[A slightly frazzled looking Beiste appears on screen, running a hand through her hair before she even begins to speak.]

Okay, so, I waited, and it don't seem like that Bhamba wingnut-- uh, guy is coming back anytime soon. I found one of the baby crocodiles though, so I guess I was just wonderin' if anybody else found the others ( Read more... )

We might have to do some damage control here.

[Well. That event was...chaotic. Someone's gotta check in on her kids.]Alright, after all that I figure I need to get a headcount and a heart count, just in case anybody's fightin' too much. So uh, glee kids? Troll kids? Everybody else? How're y'all holdin' up? Private messages are certainly welcome. Lord knows, nobody wants to start any more drama ( Read more... )

[I ain't no fancy PI with the glamorous, fill 'em with daylight life you always hear about in the papes, but I'm still important. Sometimes I'm all that keeps this stupid place from fallin' to the wayside ( Read more... )

[So, at some point on Tuesday, Beiste sends out the call for football tryouts, and that afternoon she's standing in an appropriately sized area of grass on the grounds, decked out in her usual work outfit and holding a clipboard.

Anyone who shows up will get a tryout. Get 'em while they're hot.]

[Beiste's not the type to broadcast her emotions, so it's pretty clear from the get go this is an accidental taping. Shannon is sitting on her bed, hugging a pillow, and though it's clear she hasn't been and isn't really about to cry, the possibility still sort of hangs in the air around her ( Read more... )

[Beiste's got one thing on her mind, and it's winning another trophy. And it is perhaps for that reason that try-outs are the most stressful thing many of her students ever endure ( Read more... )

[So, have you seen Little Mermaid? Good, because the Beiste looks something like this.]

...I'm not sure I like the connotations of this.