VIDEO 004

[usskickass]

[So, have you seen Little Mermaid? Good, because the Beiste looks something like this.]

...I'm not sure I like the connotations of this.

Comments

His lower half is a blue ringed octopus.

[two_in_eden]

You aren't the only one with added appendages at the moment. Why don't you concentrate on being happy that you aren't poisonous?

ffhee

[usskickass]

I'd be less worrisome if I didn't look so much like a friggin' sea witch.

[two_in_eden]

Has anyone noticed the difference?

[usskickass]

[...]

Excuse me?

[video]

[hurricanebomber]

[He's half octopus too. :|]

What's so bad about it?

[usskickass]

I suppose you're not familiar with this movie, huh?

[hurricanebomber]

Which movie?

[usskickass]

The one with the mermaid girl fallin' for a hot human guy and then making a deal with a sea witch?

At the moment, I look just like the sea witch.

[reckless_eagle]

Like, connotations?

[Poland has been a little busy making like the Peter Pan mermaids and preening on the rocks, too busy to think about any analogues and subtext.]

[usskickass]

Well, I look like a hag that stole a poor girl's voice just to get back at her daddy. I'd rather not make that impression on people.

Not that it's not bad-ass in its own way. I just work for good, not evil.

[reckless_eagle]

Good one on like, picking the winning team ♥

Anyway, can't you just like, be like whoever-she-is except for the lameness and thieving?

[usskickass]

Hm. Maybe. You know, I haven't sung anything like those Glee kids are always doing...

[She snorts, shaking her head.] This probably ain't the best time to start, though.

text;

[turn4bout]

NOT 3V3RYON3 C4N B3 4 K1CKF1N SH4RK L1K3 MYS3LF
1TS UND3RST4ND4BL3
H3H3H3

[ .....don't ask how she's typing. just don't. ]

[usskickass]

[Give her a sec to translate that.]

...You're a shark?

[turn4bout]

1M 4 SH4RK

[usskickass]

I guess that makes sense.