[Beiste would feel bad leaving anyone out, so anybody who doesn't find a personalized present outside their door is getting a warm pair of gloves and a hat.]

( OOC List of Presents )

[A small, slightly stocky child in a dress sits against a wall in one of the hallways. It's clear she doesn't know she's being recorded. Soft, pitiful sniffles can be heard. If her damp face is any indication, she's been crying for a while ( Read more... )

[So, at some point on Tuesday, Beiste sends out the call for football tryouts, and that afternoon she's standing in an appropriately sized area of grass on the grounds, decked out in her usual work outfit and holding a clipboard.

Anyone who shows up will get a tryout. Get 'em while they're hot.]

[Beiste's got one thing on her mind, and it's winning another trophy. And it is perhaps for that reason that try-outs are the most stressful thing many of her students ever endure ( Read more... )

[As if things aren't weird enough, somebody's gone and made a stocking with her name on it. That's not creepy and unsettling in the least. At least it's not ticking or anything.

Of course, the contents are only making matters worse. The letter seems to be written by a schizophrenic and the hair gel...

Well, it ain't exactly appropriateAlthough... ( Read more... )