[The feed opens with a sound that, depending on who you are, will either be heartbreaking, laughable, or just plain annoying:
A Togepi's sobbing.
The little half-shelled Pokemon is sitting in a distressed-looking Dash's lap, surrounded by several new Pokemon not usually seen with Crayola-head: a Snover beside her, a Mareep curled up at her feet, and
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I don't wanna make her cry more, Pinkie.
[A pause. Is Dash... seriously second-guessing this idea? She takes a look at the sniffling Togepi, then back at Pinkie. In a moment, she's holding the baby Pokemon out toward the screen. It blinks at Pinkie with big, watery eyes.
GIVE IT YO BEST SHOT, PINK.]
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She rolls her eyes off to either side, opens her mouth wide, still grinning, and sticks out her tongue wiggling it.]
Waga aaa uuuuu beeeehhhhh. [Of course there's silly noises, and she eve makes silly hand gestures waving her fingers beside her face. She really likes these finger things.]
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Toge... geprriii~! [The little egg Pokemon wiggles her stubby arms, as if in some attempt to clap. YOU HAVE PLEASED THE BBY.
Meanwhile, Dash is just making 8U faces.]
You've got to be kidding me...!
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[SIGH.] I dunno if she even has a name! She's not my Pokemon...
[A pause.]
Rock her, huh...? [How does I shot parenting. It's a miracle Nimbus grew up without some damage. She awkwardly holds the Togepi to her chest and starts rocking back and forth, maybe... a bit too fast.]
P-p-prrrriiiiii...!! [TOGEPI NO LIKE.]
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She could also be....tired?
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... I don't cry when I'm tired! 'Sides, if she's so tired why doesn't she just sleep? [Dash, stop being rude to strangers that are trying to help you.]
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Babies can't....talk. [ Pause, before Machi realizes that she has to connect that to the topic at hand somehow. ] So they cry.
...Babies also cry when afraid? [ Another suggestion. BECAUSE THIS WILL TOTALLY HELP THE SITUATION. ]
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Afraid...? Dunno what she's so afraid of!
[... Actually she might have an idea. She'd be scared too if she was a baby Pokemon and her trainer-- that one parent figure-- disappeared without any warning. Gingerly, she sets the Togepi into her lap again. The Furret around Dash's shoulders slides down to cuddle with it.
Dash eyes the 'gear again.]
Thanks anyway, uh... What's your name?
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I-in pain...? R-really?! [And now she's hastily lifting the Togepi and examining it for injuries... which it doesn't seem to enjoy.]
Geprrriiiii...!!
What kinda hurt do you think? I-I haven't battled with her yet...! [HALP, SHELLY.]
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Uh... What do you give a Pokemon that has a stomach ache anyway...?
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Hello there, little one...
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Togeprriii...? [S-sniffle. ;;]
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[Celest the Togepi waves happily, with a pri pri pri~]
Whatever's wrong, we're going to help. Because we all care about you... Me, Celest, Rainbow Dash, all of her Pokemon too, we all want to help you. Everything's going to be okay.
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A moment later, and...]
Ge... Ge... GEPRRRIIIIIIII!! [FOUNTAINS OF TEARS. Dash is... sort of flailing now.]
H-hey! C'mon, Fluttershy's right! It's gonna--
P-P-PRRRIIII...! [She, quite simply, misses her trainer. Dash isn't the same as Kaitlyn. AT ALL.]
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