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I-I'm not very good with HMDs, really, but I promise to take your advice!

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[... A Sneasel speaks to whoever is capable of understanding him.]

I don't usually do this.

But I need help.

[It's been quite a while since Shelly has said anything on the network of his own volition. Today, he has a message, but it's awfully short and to the point:]

To those whom it may concern, Becquerel has disappeared.

[Later, you may find this old man contemplating the sunset somewhere in or around Goldenrod.

There are a great many things rolling about ( Read more... )

[Late at night, one man cautiously distances himself from his travel partner to make an important announcement even though he will probably be found anyway for the sake of interesting RP. This one man was recently announced to be a dangerous criminal.]

Greetings once again, Johto. This is Shelly de Killer.

To those of you who heard my previous ( Read more... )

[Some of you might remember the face staring straight into the feed: it's that odd Shellder from a few months ago. She speaks mostly in "phbbbt"s and variations thereof, but if you understand her speech, you'll know exactly what she's saying:]

Hello, hello! My trainer has been acting very odd as of late!

Oh, yes, that's right! Last time, I spoke with ( Read more... )

[Oh, look, it's a gym battle between that odd old man and Ecruteak's Morty. If you stick around to see how this plays out, you'll notice a few things.]

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[As usual, Shelly's TOTALLY JOHN DOE'S Drifblim has the PokéGear, Today, he records his trainer biking through the National Park, smiling like always. The gentleman acknowledges the viewers with a nod.]

As you can see, I have invested in a bicycle. It does seem to make travel much quicker; I hope not to find any reasons to regret my purchase.

Ah, by ( Read more... )

[Shelly's overjoyed Pokémon are hogging the feed. Well, that is, half of the team - a Drifblim, a Ditto and a Shellder - is positively hyper; the rest is on camera as well, but calm and mostly silent. Through a mess of "bliiiiiiim", "ditto ditto" and "phbbbbt", what they are trying to convey is this triumphant message: "He woke up!"

Suddenly, ( Read more... )