[030] [Voice forever; backdated to Sunday night] Damage Control.
[Late at night, one man cautiously distances himself from his travel partner to make an important announcement even though he will probably be found anyway for the sake of interesting RP. This one man was recently announced to be a dangerous criminal.]
Greetings once again, Johto. This is Shelly de Killer.
To those of you who heard my previous message, I'm afraid I must announce to you that I will have to discontinue my services for the time being - I have found out through first-hand experience that death is an impossibility in this land. To those who have no idea what I am talking about, very well. Let us keep it that way.
And to both groups, I would advise you not to call the police. You will not accomplish anything other than increasing the chances of there being a great number of incapacitated law officers in the near future.
Now, the following messages go to the entirety of the population, be they civilians or members of the police:
Firstly, the "victim" of my "near-deadly assault" - [If he sounds bitter on the first word he emphasises, then what to say of the second term?] - is a despicable man. The lowest of the low.
Secondly...
That is not my face.
Greetings once again, Johto. This is Shelly de Killer.
To those of you who heard my previous message, I'm afraid I must announce to you that I will have to discontinue my services for the time being - I have found out through first-hand experience that death is an impossibility in this land. To those who have no idea what I am talking about, very well. Let us keep it that way.
And to both groups, I would advise you not to call the police. You will not accomplish anything other than increasing the chances of there being a great number of incapacitated law officers in the near future.
Now, the following messages go to the entirety of the population, be they civilians or members of the police:
Firstly, the "victim" of my "near-deadly assault" - [If he sounds bitter on the first word he emphasises, then what to say of the second term?] - is a despicable man. The lowest of the low.
Secondly...
That is not my face.