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[urzu2]

Alright people, listen up! Apparently not all of you are even half-assed soldiers, so the good major Ingram has seen fit to assign me to the role of whipping some pathetic ******s into shape! The following people are to appear outside the gym tomorrow at 0530 sharp

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[ensign_in_love]

Huh?

Ingram didn't tell me anything about this...

[urzu2]

Did he not? Not a huge surprise, really. I'm sure the ink's still drying on my paperwork. My philosophy when it comes to training is to not give them time to think. Time they could spend thinking they will probably spend being lazy.

[bangai_o_go]

I'll show up at 0530 so sharp, it could cut a robot in half!

[urzu2]

Damn straight you will.

[purecontact]

Oh shit.

Uhh... right. That's... 5:30 a.m.? Isn't that a bit early?

[urzu2]

My goodness, you're right. That IS early!

Better make it 5:00, just for you! Gives you some time to wake up. Ain't that nice of me?

[purecontact]

You're a horrid woman and I hate you.

Right. I'll make sure I'm there on time.

((Won't be there, you can hunt him down though.))

[urzu2]

Glad to hear it.

[wants_a_slushie]

Wha? I didn't even want to be a soldier, half-assed or not, in the first place.

[urzu2]

that has absolutely nothing to do with where you're going to be tomorrow morning if you know what's good for you.

[gonna_snipeyou]

You look serious

[urzu2]

Well you're certainly observant. I am most definitely serious here.

[gonna_snipeyou]

Don't be too hard of them. THey're really good at what they do.

I don't think we've met yet. Name's Lockon Stratos, nice to meet you

[urzu2]

Melissa Mao, I'm one of the reps from MITHRIL. I've also had some experience training new recruits, so Ingram had the idea that maybe I could put that expertise to work.