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[urzu2]

Alright people, listen up! Apparently not all of you are even half-assed soldiers, so the good major Ingram has seen fit to assign me to the role of whipping some pathetic ******s into shape! The following people are to appear outside the gym tomorrow at 0530 sharp:

Kamille Bidan, Coop Cooplowski, Shinji Ikari, Riki Makisihi, Kusuha Mizuha, Garrod Ran, Akito Tenkawa, Fei Fong Wong, and Kira Yamoto!

Anyone late will be in for a WORLD of pain!