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[urzu2]

Alright people, listen up! Apparently not all of you are even half-assed soldiers, so the good major Ingram has seen fit to assign me to the role of whipping some pathetic ******s into shape! The following people are to appear outside the gym tomorrow at 0530 sharp

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[gonna_snipeyou]

You look serious

[urzu2]

Well you're certainly observant. I am most definitely serious here.

[gonna_snipeyou]

Don't be too hard of them. THey're really good at what they do.

I don't think we've met yet. Name's Lockon Stratos, nice to meet you

[urzu2]

Melissa Mao, I'm one of the reps from MITHRIL. I've also had some experience training new recruits, so Ingram had the idea that maybe I could put that expertise to work.

[gonna_snipeyou]

MITHRIL? Sounds familiar...

what was it again? Help me recollect

[urzu2]

The organization Sousuke works for? Mainly specializes in anti-terrorist operations?

[gonna_snipeyou]

Oh, Sousuke...sorry for the blank.

Guess that explains it. Wouldn't be surprised if you were so attached to military protocol as well. You won't whip out a gun on the kids will you?

[urzu2]

Puh-leeze!

A drill sgt. who has to pull a gun to motivate her troops does NOT know what she's doing.

[gonna_snipeyou]

So you're not something like Sosuke.

[urzu2]

Naw. Sousuke's a good kid, but he's an idiot when it comes to dealing with people. Unless you mean "dealing with" in a final, murdery sense.

[gonna_snipeyou]

Oh, I know...I know. But seems like a cool guy

[urzu2]

Are you sure we're talking about the same guy? He's a total dork!

[gonna_snipeyou]

Ooooh?

I guess that doesn't surprise me if you think so

[urzu2]

Don't get me wrong, there's no one I'd rather have at my back in a battle. And while he may say or do the wrong thing occasionally, you can tell that he means well.

[gonna_snipeyou]

Since he's a soldier, I'm sure he's close to perfect. Therefore, a good partner