Long time no post.

[unspunemily]

There are moments in your life when you feel it's time to make a change. Looking the down the new road ahead of you, full of scary things you've never experienced, you try to talk yourself into staying where you're comfortable, change be damned. But no! You are a man, not a mouse, and you bravely begin the journey down the dark, terrifying road of

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[faenlhin]

So. Colgate?

[unspunemily]

Either that, or Close-up, because it's the only toothpaste with a website containing more sexual innuendos than Penthouse. Seriously. Closeup.com. Check it out.

[faenlhin]

I don't know which is more disturbing: 1) the fact that the Close-up website could double as Trojan.com, or 2) the fact that you look up the relevant websites when choosing a toothpaste. ;)

Whatever you do, don't buy Aquafresh. I used to use that until I did a toothpaste package design project and my prof pointed out that Aquafresh safety-seals neither the toothpaste tube nor the opening of the tube itself. I'm still creeped out about it.

[unspunemily]

My ex boyfriend actually turned me on to Closeup. I never thought to wonder how he found the website.....

That Aquafresh tidbit is quite disturbing. Thanks for the research!