A shot in ths dark

[unseenoyster]

Some one want to shoot me in the face? I'm feeling like a shot in the face would get my rear in gear. Perhaps not in the face so much, that would be painful and disfiguring. Maybe the lips. Or a lip. If I was missing one lip, people would feel bad for me and while they may not give me a break in life, I think there might be lots of smaller perks

Comments

[headinthewall]

I like how you went from lips, to Jesus looking at pornography, to being biased and to the existance of God and the Devil and all within the span of 9 paragraphs. I am impressed.

[unseenoyster]

Yes, kneel before my skill. I originally planed it to be just a post about lips.. for for some reason I just kept going. I wish I could harness that sort of random creative power all the time.

[zeekie]

dogs don't have lips, so does that mean they don't have jesus? or they just have to conceptualize jesus in a way unrelated to lips?

fun zs

[unseenoyster]

Oh everyone has jesus

If I remember this post correctly (its all kinda blurry stream of consciousness) I believe I mentioned not having lips and then something about lips really being the edge of the opening so technically following that theory, dogs to have lips and in turn they also have jesus.

[kingofhearts134]

during my reading i couldn't get cookie monster out of my head saying " C is for Captain, that's good enough to drink!" in that same cookie monster voice... silly icons