Everytime I drive on an empty freeway when I KNOW that it is supposed to be full of cars rolling along at -3 miles per hour, I think that perhaps I have died ( Read more... )

Took a break from homework.
Typed "Entertain me" into google and this was the first thing on the list

http://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspx

Top five religion matches based on my answers

1. Secular Humanism (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (96%) 3. Theravada Buddhism (80%) 4. Liberal Quakers (79%) 5. Nontheist (73%)
I' ( Read more... )

Some one want to shoot me in the face? I'm feeling like a shot in the face would get my rear in gear. Perhaps not in the face so much, that would be painful and disfiguring. Maybe the lips. Or a lip. If I was missing one lip, people would feel bad for me and while they may not give me a break in life, I think there might be lots of smaller perks ( Read more... )

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Shakespeare is a god.  A God Damn God.  If I could work for the rest of my life some how involved in the bards work then I'd be in heaven.