➤ 4th Transmutation [Sizefield!]

[unexculpable]

A. » Action「Mayfield High School ☼ U.S. History」

[So you know what sucks? Being short. Ok, no, not just short, but being an inch tall. That really sucks. Even worse? GETTING TOTED TO SCHOOL INSIDE A PURSE, THAT'S WHAT.

And of course it couldn't even be someone he remotely liked, oh no. It had to be Lust. There he was, trying to sneak out of that

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Teacher's Lounge!

[all_ofthethings]

[Greed stirs from his nap on a couch in the corner as he hears a familiar voice. He stretches and smirks.]

Hey Sis, didn't know they'd trust you enough to mold minds.

[He chuckles.]

Unless you're teaching them sex ed.

[luxuriality]

[ SIDE EYES.

IS HE SERIOUSLY HERE TOO?

GOD MAYFIELD IS JUST THE WORST TO HER.

But she'll keep her cool big sis face on whatever whatever she does what she wants. ]

I'm teaching American History, Greed. As for you, the idea of you teaching anything proves just how desperate this town is to increase school performance. Then again, no one ever said you had to be competent to be employed in these circumstances. [ TAKE THAT GREED. ]

[unexculpable]

[... This. Is. HORRIBLE. Greed why are you here. This is just. No. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

Ed is carefully going to try and hide behind the lipstick crayon. He can not deal with Greed right now. Lust is bad enough.]

[all_ofthethings]

[He chuckles.]

Me, a teacher? Even I know that's a bad idea, Sis. I just thought with all the blob shit that went on yesterday, I should take my nap indoors, and no one objected when I strolled in here.

[Too bad you knocked it over, Edward. A clatter makes Greed look a little closer at the objects Lust had lined up.]

Fullmetal?

[Now he's crossing the room to inspect.]

Did you take on a new hobby, Sis?

B - Just Ed first for taunting, then Lust too? idk

[canhasfuhrer]

[He's not a fan of the teacher's lounge for obvious reasons, but for whatever reason he's in there on this particular day - and what a day to be in there]

[Because very little escapes his watchful eyes, and the tiniest alchemist is no exception. He peeeeeers at the teeny tiny blond on the table]

Funny, I thought I saw Edward. Maybe if I had a microscope...

[unexculpable]

[... This was the worst day ever. The amount of rage on this tiny face is kind of ridiculous. He seems to ready to launch into a full fledged Edward Elric Tantrum complete with short rant, but... every single one of them is actually true for once. He can't do that to himself. He just. Can't. If he could reach he would punch you in the face RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. ]

SHUT UP. NOT FUNNY, JACKASS.

[canhasfuhrer]

[Even though it's wrong, he can't help but smile]

Come on Fullmetal, it's a little funny.

use ALL the angry icons!

[unexculpable]

OH YEAH, JUST LAUGH IT UP. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ABOUT THE HELL I'VE BEEN THROUGH TODAY?

Action ☆ A

[badend_replay]

[ Ed and Lust both, maybe?

And by the way, Edward. This is that point where you should feel really really bad. Because Rika's been really upset over the fact that she couldn't find him anywhere for the past few days. Nothing worries her more than his stupid well-being.

As she goes to get her test results she notices... on the desk...

And stares. ]

geh...!!! Wh-what--- Edward?

[luxuriality]

[ Lust just smirks while she delicately holds a pencil next to Edward to show how amazingly short he is. ]

I've been a little short-handed recently, so I asked him to assist me today. [ Why yes she did subtly insult him twice. ] Too bad Mayfield had other lengthy plans. [ A third one... ]

[unexculpable]

[Yep. Feeling pretty terrible right now. Rika definitely looks upset and that reaction is more than enough to tell him that it was because of him. He's about to apologize (wasn't his fault, but that look on her face D: ), but his temper gets the better of him. And no one is surprised.

His entire body visibly tenses, shooting Lust a glare.]

ASK? OH LIKE HELL YOU DID.

AND DON'T THINK I HAVEN'T NOTICED ALL THE UNDERHANDED INSULTS.

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[ Oh Lust. On a normal day, Rika would chime in and begin subtly insulting ( well, teasing) Ed as well.

BUT TODAY SHE'S CRANKY WITH HIM.

So she'll just... tsu~n. ]

mi~i. Is that so? I am sure there are many more useful things he could be doing at that height. [ She accepts her assignment, not looking at Ed anymore. ] However, it is good to know that an eye will be properly kept on him today. Winry and Alphonse would approve. [ Excuse her while she knows all about you, Ed... ]

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[hontobakabaka]

((Both if they want))

[There is a giant golden eye in the window, then a slight tapping as a giant Ruri peers in]

Um... Teacher, can I give you my paper tomorrow? I can't quite get to it while I'm in this state.

[luxuriality]

[ Though a giant golden eye peering into a window is enough to make Lust tense up, at hearing Ruri's giant voice quake her entire classroom, she seems to go back to her initial state of a smug relaxed mood. ]

That would be quite acceptable. [ A pause. She is quite curious on why Ruri's so large but if Ed is small then... ] Did Mayfield's latest trial get to you too? My family is a bit shorthanded right now. [ GLANCES AT ED B| ]

[hontobakabaka]

Oh.... Is that Ed on your desk? I'm not good at size judgement right now but hrm... I wonder if he came in contact with the gas I did last night as well.

[unexculpable]

[HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS AT THE WINDOW WAS THAT SOMEONE'S EYE?! He stumbles backwards a bit, gracefully trips over a pencil, falls flat on his ass, and just. stares.

That totally wasn't terrifying and incredibly loud Oh, wait, no. It was. And he knew that voice and it belonged to someone who should definitely not be that tall. At all. She was actually shorter than him, but now that was definitely not the case.]

...That green mist? Yeah.

Action ☆ C

[fatedmagica]

[ There was something bright on the ground! Like a light or something. And then an ant went flying? Madoka couldn't be sure, but she carefully walked closer and knelt down to look at the alchemist who could even maul ants. ]

... E-...Edward-kun?!

[unexculpable]

[Ed knew who that voice belonged to, but that didn't make her sudden appearance any less startling. He jumps, whipping around to face her.

It's just Madoka. Calm down, Ed. Jeeze. He looks up with a bit of a smile and waves.]

Hey, Madoka.

[fatedmagica]

Ed...ward... you're...

[ She doesn't say it. Because he probably knows. Instead, she offers her hand out to him, in case he'd feel safer there... where he can't be stepped on. ]

Are you okay? Um... did you just beat up an ant..?

[unexculpable]

[Oh yeah, he knows. He definitely knows. He glances at Madoka's hand, swallows his pride, and accepts her offer.]

Bastard tried to pick a fight. It was asking for it.

[He takes a deep breath and nods.] I'm fine though, so don't worry.