➤ 4th Transmutation [Sizefield!]

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A. » Action「Mayfield High School ☼ U.S. History」

[So you know what sucks? Being short. Ok, no, not just short, but being an inch tall. That really sucks. Even worse? GETTING TOTED TO SCHOOL INSIDE A PURSE, THAT'S WHAT.

And of course it couldn't even be someone he remotely liked, oh no. It had to be Lust. There he was, trying to sneak out of that

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Teacher's Lounge!

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[Greed stirs from his nap on a couch in the corner as he hears a familiar voice. He stretches and smirks.]

Hey Sis, didn't know they'd trust you enough to mold minds.

[He chuckles.]

Unless you're teaching them sex ed.

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[ SIDE EYES.

IS HE SERIOUSLY HERE TOO?

GOD MAYFIELD IS JUST THE WORST TO HER.

But she'll keep her cool big sis face on whatever whatever she does what she wants. ]

I'm teaching American History, Greed. As for you, the idea of you teaching anything proves just how desperate this town is to increase school performance. Then again, no one ever said you had to be competent to be employed in these circumstances. [ TAKE THAT GREED. ]

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[... This. Is. HORRIBLE. Greed why are you here. This is just. No. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

Ed is carefully going to try and hide behind the lipstick crayon. He can not deal with Greed right now. Lust is bad enough.]

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[He chuckles.]

Me, a teacher? Even I know that's a bad idea, Sis. I just thought with all the blob shit that went on yesterday, I should take my nap indoors, and no one objected when I strolled in here.

[Too bad you knocked it over, Edward. A clatter makes Greed look a little closer at the objects Lust had lined up.]

Fullmetal?

[Now he's crossing the room to inspect.]

Did you take on a new hobby, Sis?

/uses account for icon ;;

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[ She shrugs. ]

And just when I think there couldn't be more evidence of the ineptitude of the school system. [ Shakes her head just a tiny bit. She's resisting all temptation to facepalm to be honest. How she just grins at Greed's implication. ]

If you consider babysitting a new hobby, then this isn't anything new to me in the slightest. [ She has a car-sized garbage disposal back home you know. ]

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[DAMN IT.
You are getting the biggest glare ever right now, Greed. Complete with exaggerated huffs and crossed arms.]

Tch, babysitting. Bullshit.]

cannot resist this

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[He shrugs at Lust's words.]

I figured it was just because the teachers cared too much about their students to notice me waltzing in.

[Then, he squats down and inspects Edward.]

Naw, I wouldn't call it babysitting, more like shrimp-sitting. You know, I bet they could make a mold of him and get tons of money off of selling Fullmetal Alchemist toys back home. People love this little guy for some reason.

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Or maybe they knew your mentality instantly and thought you were just late. [ Lust will just quip at his intelligence as she restricts herself from giggling like a mad woman at Greed's words. That was quite clever but now sh'e'll just wait for the fall out and make herself look like the good person. ]

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[JFKDSLAJDF GREEEEEEEEEEEED. HE'S GOING TO END YOU. D< ]

DO I LOOK LIKE A CRUSTACEAN TO YOU?! I SWEAR WHEN THIS IS OVER I'LL KICK YOUR ASS, GREED.

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Aww, Sis, that's nice of you. I've never felt so young before. [Fake grin is fake.]

But, I think you'll be needing glasses to be able to see this little guy if he gets any smaller. Pretty soon he'll be pea-sized.

[He pauses a moment and looks from Lust back to Ed.]

What was that Fullmetal, I can't quite hear you.

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You shouldn't have to thank someone by pointing out the obvious Greed. Though, I find it hard to believe that someone could feel younger than two. [ True snark is true. ]

You'd be best not to insult Edward Elric while I am sitting near him, Greed. Do I make myself clear?