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[[ooc: Backdated to shortly after the pop quiz. Undertaker failed the quiz and is now feeling very heavy. He will be curled up inside his coffin until it wears off.]]

I hope everyone ~enjoyed~ their Christmas presents and had a ~happy~ new year. I'm still not sure what year it is here, but I ~trust~ the school will make it ~eventful~.

On ~that~ note, who would like to help me make~coffin carts~?

~Christmas~ time is almost here. I ~hope~ you have all been ~good~ little girls and boys this year...
( Locked to Kaito )

It is almost ~December~, and that means frostbite and influenza and ~Christmas~! I have ~already~ begun making presents. If anyone has any ~special~ requests, let me know. We should all spread the ~joy~ and ~happiness~ of the Christmas season!

I do not ~kill~ people. I've always been very ~patient~ waiting for ~customers~. I haven't been this long without ~burying~ someone since I started my ~career~. I am ~bored~ and rather ~perplexed~ as to why all of you are so ~healthy~. Really, almost half a ~year~ and not ~one~ person has ~died~, not even from a ~freak~ accident. You really should ( Read more... )

It is ~snowing~ outside. You ~know~ what that means, ~dear~ students- winter ~merriment~ and frolicking in the deadly ~ice~ cold snow. I expect ~ice~ sculptures and ~snow angels~ from everyone! And ~don't~ forget to skate on the thin ice! ~Ha ha ha ha ha~.
Just forget remember to wear your ~gloves~ so you don't lose any ~fingers~ to frostbite.

What do they ~mean~ embalming fluids are ~unhealthy~? They did not even make a ~single~ cut to look ~inside~ of me! How are they supposed to know how ~healthy~ I am without a little ~examination~?

If anyone here wants to ~really~ know how their ~organs~ are functioning, I am ~ready~ and ~willing~ to do a ~thorough~ examination.

This is the most ~wonderful~ day ever! I've ~never~ seen the campus look so ~lovely~. And so many ~familiar~ faces...although I am ~quite~ sure I've ~buried~ them before...and there is a friendly ~new~ face in the ~tunnels~. He is so ~fun~; you all simply ~must~ meet him ( Read more... )

I feel ~pretty~!

If ~someone~ finds my ~hat~, please ~return~ it to me. If something were to ~happen~ to it I would be forced to bring out my scythe again I would be ~most~ upset.

((Undertaker looks rather like this The hat is necessary))

I found this ~comic~ today. What a ~lovely~ sentiment!