Hmmm...without an ~apprentice~ to help me out, it will be very ~difficult~ to deliver gifts like I did ~last~ year. Does anyone have any good ~ideas~ about some ~other~ way to celebrate this ~Yuletide~ season?

~Someone~ seems to have flipped the tunnels ~upside down~. I am just ~glad~ I had a ~spare~ coffin on the wall so I'll have ~somewhere~ to sleep tonight...although it's a bit of a ~climb~ to get to. I wonder if I'll be able to fall ~asleep~ upside down like a ~bat~.

[Undertaker is seen wearing a green and purple suit covers in question marks. He has a green mask over his eyes (at least, what can be seen from under his bangs. He holds explosives in his hands.]

~Riddle~ me this,
~riddle~ me that,
has anyone seen
my ~black~  top hat?

If no one can ~solve~ this, I may have to ~detonate~ this bomb. No hard feelings.

[Webcam flips on, and the sound of creepy, feminine laughter and the sight of a set of rather large, pale breasts enclosed in black clothing greets the unfortunate watcher. The laughing woman sits back, revealing a female Undertaker, who has stripped out of her large coat and seems to be having the most amusing time in the world laughing and ( Read more... )

I curl up to take a nice ~nap~ in my coffin, and when I ~wake~ up, ~half~ of campus has been ~destroyed~ again. What happened? I don't suppose anyone was ~killed~. That would be too ~fortunate~.

[[ooc: Somebody is cranky after being woken up from a week-long nap and finding out he missed out on the carnage destruction excitement.]]

There is ~one~ of me, and ~two~ tickets...
I assume I can't go ~twice~, so...would someone like to go on the ~boat~? It will ~only~ cost one good ~joke~.

The ~food~ outside is starting to ~stink~. It is not what I am ~accustomed~ to, but I am going to ~bury~ what I can of it before we have a ~bigger~ fly problem than we already ~do~.  If anyone would like to ~assist~ me (ahem, ~apprentice~), I have an extra ~shovel~ or two.

I have only been back ~one~ day and I wish to go ~home~ again. Everything is ~different~, my things are ~missing~, and everyone is in a ~terrible~ mood. Why can't I stay in ~London~ where people keep ~dying~ in new and ~interesting~ ways appreciate a ~hardworking~ undertaker?

[Undertaker is probably going to spend some time recovering from the past!Hakkai attack. In the meanwhile, a slightly-past version of himself is running around, acting almost exactly like the Undertaker we all know and avoid in the hallways love. The difference is, he is not wounded, he doesn't know anyone on campus, and he arrived in the middle of ( Read more... )

[ooc: after the YnM stabbing event...some NPCs are dead, and it's up to Undertaker to clean them up ( Read more... )