God, in his infinite wisdom, still finds me amusing. Or so I keep telling myself ( Read more... )

I finally have all my information from Kalamazoo. i'm stuck in a two person room in Hoben Hall. Lucky me. The shower is a short jog across the street, and all the furniture is made of cast-iron and bolted to the floor. Yes, that includes the matress. I've gotten in touch with John P. Boyd also. He goes by Pat. As a general rule, I like people who ( Read more... )

And tomorrow my father and I are headed down to Kalamazoo to set my classes for the next year or so. Oh, and we're supposed to talk to my financial agent to figure out hot the hell I'm supposed to pay for K-Zoo. Our best option ends with my entire college tuition being paid for by Tom Cruise. no, I'm not joking. Sad isn't it ( Read more... )

I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that ( Read more... )

Ah, tonight was fun. The day was less so. As is par for the course these days, I put in a full day of work, re-stocking shelves and painting various bits of the exterior of the store. A quick lunch was taken away from Taco Bell. I died a little inside. As the store closed, however, my aunt and uncle showed up at the store. I knew they were coming. ( Read more... )

My face hurts. A lot. And it's square-shaped ( Read more... )

So I just got back from having four large holes placed in my head. And I really do have a high tolerance for pain. Anesthesia never hurt anyone...errr...helped a lot with the pain, and the knocking me out. Unfortunately, I'm going to be stuck at home for 24 hours, and in a few days my face will swell up like a watermelon. Sounds like a blast, right ( Read more... )

I love my family. I really do. But one of these days their lack of organization will be there undoing. People have recently been asking after my A.P. scores. Those of you who know me or have been in classes with me know that I couldn't care less if I tried about what grade I was getting ( Read more... )

So tomorrow I am lucky enough to get my wisdom teeth ripped violently from my face. Doesn't that just sound awesome? Of course, I have to stick it all out with a smile on my swollen face and a song in my heart, as I forced a friend to suck it up and go on with life after having his teeth pulled. Ryan, if you see me in the next few days, know that I ( Read more... )

Fireworks at one in the morning are the most fun. Especially roman candles. At other people. I think I singed Nathan's hair. I'll just say he deserved it, and call it good. My friends are awesome. Unfortunately, I am almost out of fireworks.
---Theo___
Unfortunately, I am almost out of miracles.