"Hey there, how are you going?"
"I once saw a pig. And I ate it."
"..."
"Mmmmmm, delicious!"
"...so, ummmm, what are you having for dinner tonight?"
"I don't know."
"Not another pig, then?"
"Probably not."
"You know what I wish I could have for dinner? Chocolate."
...at which point the kid shakes his head, looking genuinely disappointed. "Un
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