I missed my enrollment date by one day (I really need to learn how to read) but was still able to get into the classes I wanted ( Read more... )

Well RBI finally posted our grades from his Accounting 102 class. I got an 'A'. I'm not surprised on getting an 'A', I killed many brain cells in that class. I was worried for awhile, that he wouldn't report my grade properly as he wouldn't ever let me see my tests, or tell me how I was doing. When queried, he'd just say "you're doing ok ( Read more... )

List three ways to avoid doing the take home part of your accounting final ....

Do the dishes
Clean the Fridge
Take apart and clean your mouse

Whooo Hooo working on test successfully avoided!!!

Ahh the smell of hot wax and matches!
( Who you calling a pyro? )

I called it quits tonight ( Read more... )

Today was a Saturday sort of day.
( How's Your Cash Flowing? )

Today was a day to make gargoyles weep ... Ok maybe not - but I like the line.
( Cry me some stony tears )

I played hooky from work today ( Read more... )

Tonight the insane instructor was trying to make a comparison between having a baby and an accounting handout. While the class looked at each other in confusion, I whipped out "so, did you get the birthing poop while doing this?" While most of the class almost died from laughing, he sat there looking confused. I declined to explain it to him ( Read more... )

I found myself doing something this past weekend that I'd thought I'd never do again - not that I've taken a vow or anything, just thought I'd moved past doing it. I found myself being fake. I put on a persona as I interacted with some people that was totally not me at all ( Read more... )