OKAY SO I HAVE NOT BEEN ON THE INTERNET FOR A WHILE IT SEEMS BUT OFTEN THERE IS SOME MOTIVATION AND TODAY IS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS

IT IS BECAUSE TODAY I HAVE SOME MORE ADVERTISING TO DO

OUR ESTEEMED AVATAR tentaclerodeo CURRENTLY FINDS HIMSELF AGAIN LOOKING FOR A CREATIVE OUTLET AND HAS SETTLED UPON A MUSICAL WORK WHICH MIGHT PROVE TO BE RATHER HILARIOUS AND ( Read more... )

WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I NOTE THAT GREAT BRITAIN IS NOW TOTALLY IN ECONOMIC RECESSION, WHICH HAS THE EFFECT OF MAKING THE POUND STERLING WORTH LESS AND BARTER WORTH MORE, AND THERE ARE MANY THINGS WHICH I PREFER TO GIVE INSTEAD OF MONEY WHEN IT COMES TO CERTAIN FORMS OF TRADE ( Read more... )

WELL HELLO THERE ( Read more... )

WELL TODAY DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE SOME THINGS TO SAY TO YOU, HAVING REALISED I HAVE NOT KEPT YOU ABREAST OF MY EXCELLENT OPINIONS AND FACTS

FIRSTLY THERE ARE SOME MORE MUSICAL WORKS FOR YOU, AN EXAMPLE OF WHICH I PRESENT HERE; THERE ARE ONLY TWO REFERENCES TO OTHER THINGS IN THE WORDS, I SUPPOSE, BUT IT IS NONETHELESS WHAT ONE MIGHT ( Read more... )

WELL RECENTLY I HAVE BEEN WATCHING SOME OF THIS TELEVISION BUSINESS AND HAVE REALISED THAT IT IS TOTALLY GOING DOWNHILL ( Read more... )

WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I FEAR THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN VISIBLE ON YOUR INTERNETS FOR SOME CONSIDERABLE TIME

THIS IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THE GENTLEMAN tentaclerodeo WHO ACTS AS MY AVATAR ON THIS INTERNET OF YOURS WAS INVOLVED IN A CAR CRASH BACK IN NOVEMBER WHICH BASICALLY CAUSED THE SPACING GUILD TO REVOKE HIS TRANSPORT PRIVILEGES, EXCEPT IN THE GENERAL ( Read more... )

WELL BASICALLY DUDES I WAS DOWN AT SHAKESPEARE'S RECENTLY AND THERE WAS SOME CONVERSATION ABOUT THE POTENTIAL IMMORTALITY OF HIS PLAYS ( Read more... )

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I WISH TO TELL YOU A CAUTIONARY TALE ABOUT THE NECESSITY OF THE MUSIC OF MIKE OLDFIELD IN ROAD SAFETY, THE IMPORTANCE OF BLAKE'S SEVEN REFERENCES AND SOME SPECULATION ABOUT THE FATE OF THE DOCTOR

TO ADDRESS THE FIRST POINT, I WAS YESTERDAY REPRESENTED IN CAMBRIDGE BY THE ESTIMABLE tentaclerodeo, WHO WAS MAINLY PRESENT FOR THE PURPOSES ( Read more... )

TODAY I BECAME AWARE OF A NEW AND MORE PROFITABLE TYPE OF POLITICS

IT CAN BE SUMMED UP BY THIS LINKWHILE I AM SUSPICIOUS OF THIS I AM SURE THAT THE PROBLEMS COULD BE IRONED OUT AND A NEW, YOUNGER FACE OF POLITICS COULD BE FORGED ( Read more... )