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[turnaboutspirit]

ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EDGEYFEY MATCHMAKING SERVICES

Mister Edgeworth and I will be partnering up to help all you lonely people out there find dates!
♥♥♥
I know Mister Edgeworth has been a really really big help to all you already on the sly, but now we'll be twice as good and even the spirits will bless you with happiness and love

Comments

[anti_bereznoff]

Another matchmaking service?

That's great!

[turnaboutspirit]

!! Oh no! Someone beat us to the punch?

[anti_bereznoff]

Oh, we only did this kind of thing once... and we haven't set people up yet, though we do have their submission cards. Since it was just an event for us, I'm sure you could get to do everything else.

[turnaboutspirit]

Oops. W-well--there can always be more than one, right?

[amazing_guy]

I wonder if I can be signed up.

[turnaboutspirit]

Oooh~! Our first customer ♥

[amazing_guy]

Guy Cecil, at your service!

[turnaboutspirit]

Hi, Guy! But, we're the ones who're supposed to be at service!

[pitfallen]

More of this crap? Can't you people find something more productive to do with your time? Like paint walls or shine shoes?

[turnaboutspirit]

What a bad attitude! What do you have against love, huh?

[pitfallen]

Nothing, so far as it isn't shoved in my face like so many bad political fliers.

Or assaulting my eyes with vivid colors and shapes one only sees under the influence of questionably legal pharmaceuticals.

[turnaboutspirit]

No one said you had to look.

[taiyaki_plz]

...what.

[turnaboutspirit]

Matchmaking ♥ Y'know! Dating? Love?

[taiyaki_plz]

Why would people go to other people to get them dates?

1/2

[turnaboutspirit]

UHM.

1/??? This could get epic

[objectedly]

...

[objectedly]

( ...!! GH----!!! )

[objectedly]

( GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH!!!! )

[objectedly]

...M-MAYA.