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[turnaboutspirit]

ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EDGEYFEY MATCHMAKING SERVICES

Mister Edgeworth and I will be partnering up to help all you lonely people out there find dates!
♥♥♥
I know Mister Edgeworth has been a really really big help to all you already on the sly, but now we'll be twice as good and even the spirits will bless you with happiness and love

Comments

[taiyaki_plz]

...what.

[turnaboutspirit]

Matchmaking ♥ Y'know! Dating? Love?

[taiyaki_plz]

Why would people go to other people to get them dates?

1/2

[turnaboutspirit]

UHM.

[turnaboutspirit]

Well, I guess because they think they give good advice?

[taiyaki_plz]

...I don't really get it.

[turnaboutspirit]

Well~ Some people are shy! Maybe they can't do it for themselves.

[taiyaki_plz]

How d'you know it'd actually work, though? I don't think that's something a third party can really do.

[turnaboutspirit]

!! Are you doubting Mister Edgeworth's skills!?

[taiyaki_plz]

Who's Mister Edgeworth?

[turnaboutspirit]

ONLY THE BEST PIANO PLAYING PROSECUTOR THERE EVER WAS. He can do anything!

(Well, except maybe beat Nick...)

[taiyaki_plz]

...what?

[turnaboutspirit]

The best piano-playing prosecuting-attorney there ever was!

[taiyaki_plz]

How's that qualify him to...do whatever it is you're trying to do?

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[turnaboutspirit]

W-well, nothing qualifies you--that is---

[turnaboutspirit]

HE HAS A LOT OF HEART. HE PUTS HIS HEART INTO THINGS, AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS THE MOST WITH LOVE. RIGHT!?!