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[turnaboutspirit]

ANNOUNCING THE GRAND OPENING OF THE EDGEYFEY MATCHMAKING SERVICES

Mister Edgeworth and I will be partnering up to help all you lonely people out there find dates!
♥♥♥
I know Mister Edgeworth has been a really really big help to all you already on the sly, but now we'll be twice as good and even the spirits will bless you with happiness and love

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1/??? This could get epic

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...

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( ...!! GH----!!! )

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( GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH!!!! )

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...M-MAYA.

[turnaboutspirit]

MISTER EDGEWORTH

♥♥♥ You're here! Look how many people we have to help already~

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( This isn't happening. This isn't happening. This isn't happening. I'll just pinch myself and it'll all be a nightmare. )

[ooc; I'm dying. DYING I tell you. XD ]

[turnaboutspirit]

!! You're so happy you're speechless!

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( Does this LOOK like the face of a happy man?! )

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[turnaboutspirit]

....

Mister Edgeworth, did you forget to drink your coffee today? You seem kind of grumpy! Nick gets that way, too, if he doesn't have his two cups every morning.

[turnaboutspirit]

You'd better get your gameface on, Mister Edgeworth! You can't let the customers see you like that!

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!

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I never said I would do this, Maya!

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[turnaboutspirit]

B-but...

[turnaboutspirit]

Mister Edgeworth... how can you leave people to be lonely when you can help them? That's so mean.

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( Why me?! )

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I'm already helping them as an investigator. I told you that we are not a dating service.