[voice post] :: chronic tardyitus with acute perversion. it's srs, doc.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]Hatake Kakashi, here

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[stalwart_flame]

What's porn?

[sword_dancer_e]

This is not something to ask, Skyler.

[stalwart_flame]

Why?

[sword_dancer_e]

Just don't please.

[armofgod]

Arro Caine has an sizable stash in his house. Ask Tayru to share it.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Thank you.
And where can I find this Tayru? Just try dialing up this device again and hope I get him?

[armofgod]

She's actually my sister, and lives with Arro. I think she'll come and probably ask you why you'd want porn, like most people here will.

'Course, being a man of the world, I can definitely get behind that idea. We need more.

[turn_a_blindeye]

I see. I hope she saves me the effort of seeking her out and drops in on her own (They ask like it's a bad thing).
She and Arro are...together, I take it?

One can never have enough porn.

[sword_dancer_e]

...You really want that before shelter? I thought Lucius and his family was obsessive.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Well, I can sleep just about anywhere. Porn is a bit harder to come by.

This Lucius collects porn?

[sword_dancer_e]

He and his family are maniacs. Only his cousin is here currently.

That doesn't explain why it's so important though...

[turn_a_blindeye]

Maniacs, hm? How so?

Let's just call it an addiction.

[Voice reply]

[kinofpsychowolf]

A porn collector?

Sounds like you'll get along with Arro fine.

[Voice reply]

[turn_a_blindeye]

So I've heard. Other than having a hefty porn stash, what kind of guy is Arro?

[Voice reply]

[kinofpsychowolf]

Hefty?

Words can't describe...

[Voice reply]

[turn_a_blindeye]

Well, a stash. I have the feeling resources here are limited, so anything is something.

Ah. That kind of guy.

[shadedsunlight]

You know Naruto and Sasuke?

[turn_a_blindeye]

Of course. They're two of my students.

[shadedsunlight]

Your students? You must have been a good teacher them. They're both wonderful.

My name is Ginia. I've been watching over them.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Are we sure we're talking about the same kids?

They haven't been giving you too much trouble?