[voice post] :: chronic tardyitus with acute perversion. it's srs, doc.

[turn_a_blindeye]

[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]Hatake Kakashi, here

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[sword_dancer_e]

...You really want that before shelter? I thought Lucius and his family was obsessive.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Well, I can sleep just about anywhere. Porn is a bit harder to come by.

This Lucius collects porn?

[sword_dancer_e]

He and his family are maniacs. Only his cousin is here currently.

That doesn't explain why it's so important though...

[turn_a_blindeye]

Maniacs, hm? How so?

Let's just call it an addiction.

[sword_dancer_e]

He said it best, "Everything you ever wanted to know, but was shy to ask about it." I prefer never wanted to ask.

...If you had blue hair and blue eyes I'd say you were a relative. Addicted to porn and reading.

[turn_a_blindeye]

Sounds like my kind of guy.

No, sadly unrelated. Silver hair, and not blue eyes, but very addicted to porn novels.