[voice post] :: chronic tardyitus with acute perversion. it's srs, doc.
[A male voice, sounding something like it is bored, tired, and only slightly amused, comes through after a moment of static. The first sound you hear is a curious 'hm' and then he begins to speak.]
Hatake Kakashi, here.
Sorry I'm late.
I was so busy thinking of excuses, I lost track of time.
So, I've been wandering around this place and I haven't found the bookstore yet. [He sounds almost like he's smiling.] I don't suppose someone would be kind enough to direct me to where you keep the porn, now would you? (...Naruto? Sasuke? ...Any takers?)
Oh.
And where I can find a room would be nice too.
Porn. Food. Shower. Bed.
In that order, preferably.
Please and thank you.
[A long pause, then, as an afterthought.]
By the way...Neji, how did it go finding Lee?
Hatake Kakashi, here.
Sorry I'm late.
I was so busy thinking of excuses, I lost track of time.
So, I've been wandering around this place and I haven't found the bookstore yet. [He sounds almost like he's smiling.] I don't suppose someone would be kind enough to direct me to where you keep the porn, now would you? (...Naruto? Sasuke? ...Any takers?)
Oh.
And where I can find a room would be nice too.
Porn. Food. Shower. Bed.
In that order, preferably.
Please and thank you.
[A long pause, then, as an afterthought.]
By the way...Neji, how did it go finding Lee?