*all things considered, Osric has had it lucky moving to Illyria. Valentine has furniture, so Osric hasn't had to bring that; Osric has no particular attachment to his business textbooks, so those have all been sold. what he brings are primarily personal effects, sentimental items of furniture, his space-devouring plants, his entire wardrobe ( Read more... )

*that dreaded day has come--Valentine is leaving.

Osric may be sitting at home, watching sappy films and waiting for his cell phone to ring. but he is most definitely not eating chocolate to console himself. (well. only a little chocolate.)*

*this is Osric leaving a message on Rey's answering machine*

Hey, Rey, um, I was wondering if you would, you know, talk to me about something really important ... so, if you could talk to me, I'd appreciate it if you could meet me at, like, seven o'clock at that coffee shop you go to--see you. Mmmbye.

*and this is Osric waiting at the Coffee ( Read more... )

*this is Osric, about to betray his government--downing espresso shots as though they're alcoholic, hoping to catch sight of Prince Fortinbras in the Coffee Shop Where Everything Happens*