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[tuneofthetime]

*this is Osric, about to betray his government--downing espresso shots as though they're alcoholic, hoping to catch sight of Prince Fortinbras in the Coffee Shop Where Everything Happens*

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[itmeans_arm]

*and whaddaya know, here he is! gives Osric a friendly nod as he stands in line*

[tuneofthetime]

*downs his last shot, and stands (shaking a little, CAFFEINE)* Hey, uh, Your Majesty. Can I talk to you for a second?

[itmeans_arm]

Yeah, sure. What's up?

[tuneofthetime]

*glances around for eavesdroppers* About Claudius. You know how he's, like, ignoring you? *a deep breath* He's stalling so he can build up a better military front, in case you get pissed off when he says no.

[o_i_am_slain]

typist: OOOOH.

[tuneofthetime]

typist: LOOKIT! There's a plot almost barely nearly starting to happen!

[o_i_am_slain]

typist: ZOMG.