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I had a lot to do for class this week, and since I'm NOT a slacker (contrary to the opinion of John) I did it all. Now I just need to really get into my term papers. Thursday was bingo. People came down and stayed on the couch. The bingo caller had his b-day and he kissed the moose. Then I sang at Lefty's and got sloppy drunk and went to Mom's, ( Read more... )

spring break was spent enjoying the flourescent lighting and cement floors of the store. I actually considered taking a bag of sand and putting it behind the desk to simulate the beach. But the week hasnt been that bad; i went to the casino a couple times and played bingo with the oldies. Its much different than charleston, where you sit amongst ( Read more... )

English Genius ( Read more... )

So I went back to work on friday because i called up and the phone center woman said that I worked, and then proceeded to rat off my whole weekend's schedule. Nice. However, she read off someone elses. So really, I have a 6 hour commute for nothing and i miss out on good, and rapidly dwindling instances of, charleston weekends. I did get to switch ( Read more... )

A sad day. Hunter S. Thompson is dead.

Good weekend. Jenny came back over this morning after probably not sleeping at all to pick up her friend. Drunker and sicker than ever, she stated the following ( Read more... )

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I just came to the realization last night that this surreal life that I have been living, which, really, has been about a 6 year vacation from work, will end shortly ( Read more... )

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then screw them until both of you are senseless and unable to screw anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.