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[tsunbowmonkey86]

[It is nearly three o' clock on a Sunday morning. A small pebble bounces against your bedroom window.

A few minutes later, another pebble.

Shortly afterward, a brick.

Following the sound of shattered glass and your own surprised scream comes an angry, accented voice that you will learn to both fear and hate soon enough:]

Kids Next Door, atteeeen-shun!

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[noneed_2worry]

[Dawn stands in the park looking bewildered and embarrassed. She didn't have time to put her hat on, and she's always really self-conscious about her morning bedhead, so she's desperately trying and failing at smoothing her hair down.]

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[Oh, wah, your hair is frizzy? Tough shit, welcome to Frances' life

She stomps up to Dawn with the clipboard, never taking her eyes off of it.] Name?

[noneed_2worry]

[Blinks a little, surprised.]

"D-Dawn!"

[tsunbowmonkey86]

Welcome to your first day of trainin', cadet! What weapon did ya bring?

[Spoiler alert: Most likely nothing.]

[wolf_faerie]

[Aisling wouldn't normally mind being up so early, but her head is still aching from her acid trip. She sits in the middle of the park, rubbing her temples.]

[tsunbowmonkey86]

[Frances manages to actually look away from her work and show concern for another being. For now.]

Ya alright, Aisling?

[wolf_faerie]

[She looks up.] Hm? Yes, I'm alright. My head hurts a little, though.

[86yourface]

... Well, I already know what ya can do, so ya don't really need to prove yourself like everybody else has to.

[ra_ra_razputin]

[Raz is an early riser but not this early!. He didn't even have time to grab his cap and goggles, either! This stinks.]

[86yourface]

[OUT OF NOWHERE, BASEBALL AT YOUR FACE]

[ra_ra_razputin]

GAH! [swats it away] You dragged me out here to play baseball?

[86yourface]

No, I dragged ya out here for your first day of trainin'! That was your first test!

[numbuhthree]

[Numbuh Three is not very awake at all as 86 drags her out of the house.]

Numbuh Eighty Siiiiiiiix. What's going on?

[86yourface]

Cadet trainin', Numbuh Three! It's about time we got these nancy boy kids battle-ready.

[numbuhthree]

But it's so earlyyyyyy.

[tsunbowmonkey86]

All the best trainin' happens at three in the mornin'. Everybody knows that.

[micronational]

[the Sealand that was here before signed up for KND. too bad nobody told this Sealand]

H-hey! I thought they said we weren't getting kidnapped here.

[86yourface]

Hey, nobody's been doin' any kidnappin' besides those stupid adults! That's why we're here!

[micronational]

But you just did! This isn't my bed!

[tsunbowmonkey86]

This is what ya get when ya sign up for the KND! It ain't a trip to the circus-- it's hard work!