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[It is nearly three o' clock on a Sunday morning. A small pebble bounces against your bedroom window.
A few minutes later, another pebble.
Shortly afterward, a brick.
Following the sound of shattered glass and your own surprised scream comes an angry, accented voice that you will learn to both fear and hate soon enough:]
Kids Next Door, atteeeen-shun!
[Because that is not nearly horrible enough for everyone involved, the next sound you hear will be your front door being kicked open. Feet pounding up the stairs. Your bedroom door opening. And a ginger dragging you bodily from your bed and out of your house.
The people she's pulling out should only be people who actually signed up for the KND, but it's early and there's a lot of excitement going on, so who could blame her if she accidentally went into the wrong room and accidentally dragged the wrong kid out? Bitch, you just got impressed. Deal with it.
In the end, you end up standing in your pajamas with a whole bunch of other kids in the middle of the park. Numbuh 86 is standing at the head of the group, carrying a clipboard and looking very professional. Do you even wanna know.]
A few minutes later, another pebble.
Shortly afterward, a brick.
Following the sound of shattered glass and your own surprised scream comes an angry, accented voice that you will learn to both fear and hate soon enough:]
Kids Next Door, atteeeen-shun!
[Because that is not nearly horrible enough for everyone involved, the next sound you hear will be your front door being kicked open. Feet pounding up the stairs. Your bedroom door opening. And a ginger dragging you bodily from your bed and out of your house.
The people she's pulling out should only be people who actually signed up for the KND, but it's early and there's a lot of excitement going on, so who could blame her if she accidentally went into the wrong room and accidentally dragged the wrong kid out? Bitch, you just got impressed. Deal with it.
In the end, you end up standing in your pajamas with a whole bunch of other kids in the middle of the park. Numbuh 86 is standing at the head of the group, carrying a clipboard and looking very professional. Do you even wanna know.]