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[PART SEVEN] - CLOSED

Jun 07, 2011 20:34

quick note; GUYS. please be aware that if you posted a prompt in part six and it is now screened, i have posted them to the post already - so that you guys don't have to. thanks for being patient and making the fill-a-thon such a success ( Read more... )

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Mark/Eduardo anonymous July 18 2011, 23:27:57 UTC

Okay, so. Mark's dog has a facebook page and one day Beast sends Eduardo a friend request, and Eduardo's like, "Whatever. It's been a few years I can be friends with Mark's dog on fb. Even though that's a bit creepy."

And Eduardo and Beast start talking, which makes Eduardo feel weird because WTF I'm chatting with a dog. But eventually "Beast" is all, "My person's sorry for what he did to you, he didn't mean to upset you. He just doesn't know how to act like a decent person sometimes. He thought that he was doing what was best for facebook, and hentold me that he misses you."

Which of course leads to a wonderful Markwardo reconcilliation. :D

And may one of 'Beast' and Wardo's conversations is Beast being like, "Hey Wardo. Mark made me pee in the rain so I took a dump on his white rug. Ha ha. I'm a truly devious fluffly dog. How was your day?"

Re: Mark/Eduardo anonymous July 19 2011, 11:07:08 UTC

YES. omg And people worry because Mark hasn't updated his facebook page in like, weeks, because WHAT IF WARDO WANTS TO TALK TO HIS DOG, FUCK HIS LIFE FUCK HIS ENTIRE EXISTANCE ;___ ( ... )

FILL: Dog is man's best friend (1a/?) anonymous July 20 2011, 12:20:55 UTC

I'm trying to write this prompt out because it's so funny, but this is my first fic about Mark/Eduardo....please be nice to me. I really really love this fandom.Eduardo used to think it's ridiculous that one couldn't tell whether he's talking with a dog or a human being via internet. However, at this moment he was that ridiculous person because he's got a friend request on facebook from, well, a dog. Maybe it should be pointed out that it was not that kind of unknown dog. HE was the second youngest billionaire MARK ZUCKERBERG's fucking famous dog Beast ( ... )

FILL: Dog is man's best friend (1b/?) anonymous July 20 2011, 12:37:40 UTC

It's true that Beast was such a cute and lovely little thing, especially when he actually listened to what Eduardo said, even a joke. One night, Eduardo joked if Beast could do something making Mark miserable in the morning. The next morning he saw a post from Beast describing how he hold pee outside during the morning walk with Mark, then pooped on the floor and took an epic dump on Mark's white rug while Mark was cleaning up the pee. The post was updated at 09:30am, so Eduardo guessed Mark couldn't make his morning meeting ( ... )

Re: FILL: Dog is man's best friend (1b/?) anonymous July 20 2011, 15:45:27 UTC

I already like this! It's adorable and funny, and I like how Wardo tries to pretend that he wants to be friends with Beast, but not Mark :D

Re: FILL: Dog is man's best friend (1b/?) anonymous July 20 2011, 16:19:02 UTC

OP here!

OMG AUTHOR ANON ILU SO MUCH! This is so great already! :DDD

Re: FILL: Dog is man's best friend (1b/?) leladancer18 July 20 2011, 18:25:07 UTC

It kind of makes really sad (but interesting too) that Eduardo lies to himself about the whole Beast and Mark thing, but I mean he knows and just goes through the motions: believes what he wants. Wonder where you'll go with this next.

Re: FILL: Dog is man's best friend (1b/?) nlovers July 20 2011, 21:55:34 UTC

oh..this is just the sweetest...

FILL: Dog is man's best friend (2a/?) anonymous July 20 2011, 18:28:40 UTC

Thank you for your kind replies. I'll make efforts ( ... )

FILL: Dog is man's best friend (2b/?) anonymous July 20 2011, 18:46:10 UTC

Eduardo carried out his promise after he calculated the time difference.

Eduardo Saverin: Good evening, Beast! My assistant carried her dog named Beauty to the office today. I think Beauty looks like you. Maybe you two can be a couple, Beast. How was your day?

Ten minutes later, Beast updated his status.

Beast: I don't like her and I won't.

Dustin Moskovitz: Ohhhhhh!!! Beast!!! Wardo!!! Chris, you are the God!

Chris Hughes: Shut up, Dustin!

Eduardo Saverin: Are you at home, Beast?

Beast: Of course. Dustin doesn't like me in the office. Dustin hates pets.

Dustin Moskovitz: LIE! You're in the CEO office at present and I love you!

Eduardo Saverin: Go home and have some rest!

Eduardo Saverin: Beast?

Eduardo Saverin: Beast?

Dustin Moskovitz: Beast's Dad is arguing with his Uncle Chris, so I think Beast is a little busy now.

Eduardo Saverin: What? Why?

Dustin Moskovitz: Why did your assistant carry a lovely pet to the office, Wardo?

Eduardo Saverin: Because we don't have a CTO Dustin who is scared of pets?

Dustin Moskovitz: ( ... )

Re: FILL: Dog is man's best friend (2b/?) leladancer18 July 20 2011, 19:02:33 UTC

But overall, this fill is just sweet and at the same time humorous and I kind of need that right now. Thank you for writing and sharing this. :)

Re: FILL: Dog is man's best friend (2b/?) nlovers July 20 2011, 21:58:28 UTC

i adore this...and mark is actually likable here...keep on writing...

OP anonymous July 20 2011, 23:06:47 UTC

I love Beast as facebook's mascot! And lolololol Uncle Dustin who hates pets! And Mark! And Wardoooooo! :DD This is so sweet and so funny! AND BASICLY ILTHIS AND EVERYTHING. IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS!

Re: FILL: Dog is man's best friend (2b/?) xbriyeon July 21 2011, 00:27:12 UTC

this is absurd and adorable and absurdly adorable. xD

FILL: Dog is man's best friend (3a/?) anonymous July 21 2011, 17:05:26 UTC

Thanks again for all of your replies!! ❤ I have to admit it's more interesting to write Dustin and Chris...but, I do love Mark and Eduardo!
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Things were becoming much creepier than ever when Eduardo has realised he was going to meet his current best friend who belonged to his EX-best friend. HE would meet MARK at Mark's home. Well, Eduardo Saverin, welcome to the real world!

Eduardo carefully considered if he could make an excuse for not being there. Could he phone Dustin that he was trapped in a vital negotiation with an unpredictable businessman? Could he make himself convincing so that Dustin might be able to inform Mark with no fear?

Could he pretend he didn't received these messages from Dustin: "Mark made his house neat this morning", "Chris and I are buying cooking materials, still love sushi", "Beast is having a shower now", "Mark said Beast thought it was a good idea that I picked you up. I will be downstairs in your business partner's office in an hour. Seriously, could he run away ( ... )

FILL: Dog is man's best friend (3b/?) anonymous July 21 2011, 17:16:54 UTC

Eduardo thought the dinner would be awkward, but it was rather good. He gave the credit to Chris, who cooked amazing mandarin fished served with Italian noodles, and Dustin bought delicious sushi. However, what impressed him was Mark made some Brazilian grill and actually not bad ( ... )

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